When you have to get Brenda from customer service involved #ChipotleBoycott #RespectTheRed @NickyNumbers194

All that AIPAC money and @ByronDonalds can’t spell “achievability.”

Skenes Night: He’s due. So here’s the deal. If Paul strikes out 9 or more. Like he did the last time he faced the Dodgers. And the Buccos win. I’ll give away 5 Paul Skenes jerseys. Just follow me. And retweet this post. And you’re good. Let’s go Bucs!

When you realize that the modern economy is just daycare to make sure women don't have children, you can't unsee it

Konnor’s Clutch: I’m sick of watching Philly beat Pittsburgh. So how about this. If Konnor Griffin hits a HR vs PHI in this series. And the Bucs take 2 of 3 or sweep. I’ll give away 5 Konnor Griffin jerseys. Just 1) Retweet this. And 2) follow me on here. Philly sucks!

If you want Blutman to receive water, share this clip. If you do not want Blutman to receive water, do not view this clip.

I’m not trying to make excuses for Ryan Whitney but his day didn’t just start when he showed up to the game in Buffalo. The man was rollerblading on the highway at noon risking his life to get the city going. Basically his beer chug was a double overtime pizza up the middle but he’d already lugged 38 minutes of amazing hockey. Life isn’t fair. He was playing the perfect game and just had that one brain fart. Kinda like Evan Bouchard sometimes. They’re now calling the dead arm double clutch chug “the Whitney”. His kids friends will be mocking him for eternity. This all has massive ripple effect consequences that will have a generational impact. I’m still processing it.

Is there anyone better suited to combat Peter Thiel’s AntiChrist lectures than @DanteTheDon at barstool?

Christian Zionists: This Israeli soldier was absolutely justified in smashing the head of the Jesus Christ statue because Hezbollah and Hamas were hiding inside. We owe him our gratitude.🙏

Happy Daddy Day: Sidney Crosby is the Flyers father. If he scores a goal. And the Penguins win game 1 tonight. I’ll give away 3 Sid jerseys. All you have to do is 1) Follow me. And 2) Retweet this post. Let’s Go Pens.

I renew my invitation for everyone to join me for the Prayer Vigil for Peace, which we will celebrate in St. Peter’s Basilica on Saturday, April 11, at 6:00 PM Rome time. #PrayTogether #Peace

If there was such a thing as the “Bosco Bump”, Jackie Tables would have snorted it by now

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

There has to be a penalty for this infraction or he’s going to keep doing it

Hey @benshapiro. Today is day 5 of me asking. Since you are now eligible to serve in the military with the age cap raised, will you be enlisting to fight for Israel?

Okay yes he was indeed popping champagne in celebration of the death penalty law. Absolute death cult.

“Judeo-Christian” literally wasn’t a thing 250 years ago, let alone a thing our country was founded on. We are a Christian nation, and I’m running for Governor to revive that.

Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown! Take a look: tmz.me/Qr2Dqzn

As Israel destroys terrorist Iran, My daughter Chana expands @_kosher_sex with new shop in Tel Aviv. Make LOVE & WAR!!