the fastest pizza deliverer on Earhbread, struggling college student, proshippers and nsfw accounts DNI, Not associated with Devsisters/admin: @S0ggytoasteater
Joined May 2026
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Huh…that bird looks weird
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I went to deliver to The SKELD and instead of paying they ejected me
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Jun 14
What in the wiggly wackity fuck is that?!
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Jun 11
Who’s gonna tell em?
Imagine this: I’m suddenly behind you.
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Jun 10
Yes we stopped selling the Jokeroni and the Bruce Wayne
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Shit..
I might be late I hate to run some slowpoke off the street again
Thanks
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WHICH ONE OF YOU ORDERED THIS?!
H-how am I supposed to deliver this?
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It’s still 14 bucks
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YOU MANIACS
Jun 4
pineapple pizza discourse was a distraction from the real criminals
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Found my dad crying in the kitchen and when I asked why he showed me what a customer wanted
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Im being investigated by Almond Cookie
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🍕Pizza Cookie🍕 retweeted
Multi-VS Madness Bracket One: Round One
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Where the fuck am I?
Well while they were asleep I sent them to France on May 15th 1889 to witness the first time the Eiffel Tower was revealed to the public
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May 30
Damn I think I overdid it
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