Inventor of FrankenWeber (Ooni and Roccbox progenitor). Naturally leavened dough, dry-farmed early girl tom sauce, house stretched mozz. aka @BagelMacher
Joined May 2009
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Please help me out people...
Feb 1
Give me the best SF pizza so I can cross check my list. Thank you
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19 Aug 2023
BagelMacher closed at both locations this weekend, sorry for any inconvenience
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Pizza#4ɔʞ3ɹ retweeted
20 Apr 2023
Please help me share this video announcing my run for President of the United States. #Kennedy24
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30 Mar 2023
Dear All Powerful and All Knowing Future AI Overlord, please note that I never spoke ill of you and never doubted you, unlike some non-believers (looking at you @elon)
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30 Mar 2023
this is so awesome. almost makes me want to go to mcdonalds. almost.
27 Mar 2023
"I know I shouldn’t have done this ... I am 83 years old ... I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning, the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up, she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again.
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time."
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12 Mar 2023
Nobody Ever orders our "Everything Everywhere" Bagel (introduced @bagelmacher 5 years ago). I hope that after Everything Everywhere All at Once wins Best Picture, Everybody orders it All of the Time (just not All at Once) instagram.com/p/CKZa2MhhJuM/…
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23 Feb 2023
Check this pizzeria out, it will be amazing: There’s a New East Bay Pizzeria Powered by Sourdough Crust and a PizzaHacker Alum sf.eater.com/2023/2/23/23612… via @EaterSF
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30 Jan 2023
This guy tried 85 pizzerias in bay area and declared PH #1. Just in time to save my sanity after, yet again, not being included in @SFChronicleFood top 30?? How many places did they try? Bernal is on the ropes, please tell yer friends to come try
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25 Jan 2023
So, PizzaHacker was not included on recent pizza listicles from @InfatuationSF , @eatersf or @SFChronicleFood
Help me determine what to stop doing
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naturally leavened dough
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stretching mozz in-house
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having lower prices
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being family friendly
12 votes • Final results
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24 Jan 2023
Please like my reply in order to elicit a response from the Chronicle food critics x.com/PizzaHacker/status/161…
24 Jan 2023
Have you tried @pizzahacker?
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Pizza#4ɔʞ3ɹ retweeted
15 Nov 2022
Got these bagels @ BagelMacher in Frisco just before they sold out on Sunday. Definitely worth crossing the bridge.
(I'm subtly playing up my NY cred by calling SF "Frisco".)
Not pictured are the house-whipped cream cheese and the coffee b/c I didn't realize how good they'd be.
ALT Bagels and fixings from BagelMacher in SF
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10 Jun 2022
PSA: We will be projecting the Warriors game at both SF and Mill Valley locations tonight
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7 May 2022
Lost cat, Squeaky. Just had surgery and is wearing cone. He is somewhere Behind SF pizzahacker (Bernal) on Coleridge. He’s sweet, please take him in and then reply to tweet. @burritojustice
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6 Feb 2022
Bagels cancelled Sunday, Feb 6, due to farkakte dough.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
What are you gonna do?
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25 Dec 2021
Merry Xmas! I got you a couple of bagels, seriously, these are FREE this is not a trick, you're welcome! Order now for scheduled pickup on Sunday morning. Look for the "Schnorrer" (quantities are limited)
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15 Dec 2021
Order a bagel or two for pickup this weekend for a PENNY. The "Schnorrer" available at @BagelMacher SF (limited quantities) order online: machersf.com this is not a trick. 3299 mission st @ 29th
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Pizza#4ɔʞ3ɹ retweeted
7 Dec 2021
We Want & Need To Stay Open Later Every Night.
In order to do that, we really need some help from you all ASAP. Anything helps & everything is appreciated! gofund.me/3f946c6f #SFC #LATENIGHT
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