Human AI-woven poems. One soul, split by code. Sad, surreal, sometimes sublime. New drops weekly. Prompts welcome.

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Exactly, We have to win today! @thenanaaba
Good morning, Czechia 🇨🇿 You know what to do!
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Anybody that has consistently been rich for 10 years and more should be well respected. Money management is really hard.
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He will marry this girl from this cave and take her to a duplex in a developed city then start worshipping the ground she walks on and allow her to dictate which family member will visit and how long they will stay. Nigerian men too mumu.
Love lives here. ❤️
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Many of you won’t know what to do if 1.4bn lands in your bank account right now, forget think pieces But saying you want to use your own to be selling Kote and chicken wings is a discovery 😂😭
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The whole “Messi vs Ronaldo”’ thing shows how human beings will always be tribal. There’s nobody that doesn’t know that Messi is actually far better, but people have decided to choose a side and stick with it. That’s fair, but they know.
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Na why you gats marry woman wey get money
One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.
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I go use the money carry Sofia egbueje
If you have 1.4 billion Naira right now, how are you spending it in a way you’d never be broke again?
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Just yesterday in my MBA class, our own professor left the virtual class and told us he is done with us for the semester because a lady left her phone unmuted. He could have thrown her out being the host. He could have muted her but he didn’. He only said “class rep, get me her full name and matric number, I will make sure I make her the scapegoat”. Lori 2 units course. We are so used to being treated like animals that even grown masters students were defending a lecturer for treating all of us like animals. Something we paid for. Now, we are already anticipating mass failure in Cost Accounting. Nigerian education 🙌🙌
I wanted to show this professor something on my phone. She left her seat and knelt beside me (just to be comfortable, since I was seated). The African boy in me still couldn't process that.
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Only Ronaldo thinks he’s still 2008 Ronaldo. Mentality monster. Opposition players don’t even bother to think about him anymore, Mukau is just saying what others don’t want to say. Portugal needs help.

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Aldi now sells Scotch bonnet pepper(rodo) in the UK 💃💃.
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To be honest, the Nigerian team is not better than any African team currently at this World Cup.
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Não era o arranque que queríamos, mas isto está longe de ter acabado. Cabeça levantada e foco no próximo jogo.
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If to sey your papa poor na, the question of “when am I meeting your dad?” would have been deemed intentional and romantic. Off the road jor!
“I can't marry a Nigerian. The last Nigerian I dated was already asking me when he could meet my dad. I don’t even think they actually like me.” — DJ Cuppy, Femi Otedola’s daughter.
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na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular To make papa proud hard gan
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Knowing that midget, he might go ahead and drop a brace or hattrick against Algeria
⭐️🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé has scored more World Cup goals than Lionel Messi and Pelé. 📈
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I don’t understand. Is he supposed to be doing skits or media rounds?
Fame sent him a view once
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Till this day, some people still believe the story that Cristiano Ronaldo and his friend were scouted to be signed but only one person was to be signed and his friend gave up the spot and told them to take Ronaldo instead.
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Cape Verde will shock you!!! You heard it here first!! You would recieve the shocker of your life!!!!
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Cape Verde!!! My African team for the tournament!!!
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RT @PoojaMedia: 🚨 ACCREDITATION SORTED!!! Spain 🇪🇸 vs. Cape Verde 🇨🇻 Approved ✅️ ...work starts at the FIFA World Cup 🔥 #FIFAWorldCupWi…
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