Blanche Professor of Slush Fund Finance & Gag-Reflex Suppression, Trump University & Total Landscaping #BLM #Resist 🇺🇦🌊 🌈☕️

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Replying to @TuckerCarlson
Tucker, I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a more informative story than you’ve ever produced, at any time in your life, whether in reality or in your wildest hallucinations. You’re a footnote.🙄
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Replying to @ChrisCillizza
Dear Chris, I can start by telling you who my audience is not. It is NOT you. It is NOT the pundit class that rarely leaves the safety of its Georgetown cocktail parties. It is NOT the chattering class who gets paid to pretend it knows the mind of the American people. It is NOT for anyone who looks at everything through the lens of politics. The people I am talking to are tired of the bullshit. The people I want to speak with are the 50 million Americans still sick and suffering. The families fighting for the lives of the those they love. Whether they are people living in the shame and fear of being canceled, or consumed by grief after the loss of someone they love, they are just looking for a slight glimmer of hope that they too can get back up again. My audience is the people who feel unheard, unseen, and uninvited, just like me. My audience also includes my perceived enemies, those pitted against me by you and your colleagues in the media. I want to meet them where they are and help build a bridge. A bridge built of that which connects all of us. That’s where we begin to actually heal. And it’s not as if my intent is difficult to understand or discern. Just read and listen to what I have said on this platform, and the 18 hours of unscripted pod casts I have done. I think your shock as to why anyone would care says far more about you than it does about me. Take a look at the comments to your post. And I also know this: people are tired of the bullshit. They’re tired of you and the chattering classes’ obsession with my family as Rome burns. So instead of wondering why people care about what I have to say, Chris, maybe you should concern yourself with why no one cares anymore about what you and everyone you represent has to say.
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PRIDE ‘26 … I encountered these protestors at the Birmingham Pride Parade, and much to the dismay of my group, I stopped to talk to them. I asked them what they hoped to accomplish, to which they responded: “To provoke.” I guess that is why they had a GoPro attached to the “TURN TO JESUS” sign… because the Lord Jesus himself was always making sure to get footage of the people he provoked in Samaria. I asked them if they knew anything about those verses on their sign above Jesus’ name. You know the ones… the 2 or 3 out of thousands verses that they believe give them the right to provoke. They told me that those verses condemn all of the gays and lesbians around them (the ones who were clearly more joyful than the ones holding the hate signs). I told them that they were, in fact, wrong about those verses. They asked me which version of the Bible I was reading, probably assuming the Message or the NLT. I said the Greek… which seemed to flummox them a bit. They launched into a dissertation about how the KJV was the only translation to trust, as it was translated directly into English by William Tyndale from the Hebrew. It was now my turn to be flummoxed. Where do I even begin? I tried to keep it simple, and simply said that there were multiple factual problems with that statement… but most importantly, were they aware that the KJV doesn’t contain the word “homosexual” or any similar word, and that none of those verses on those signs even implied the word “homosexuality” in its translation. I could feel the temperature rising. Sign Man asked me what I did. I said I am a pastor. He quickly responded: “…of a gay church?” “No,” I said. “So a straight church,” he concluded. “There is no such thing,” I said, unable to hide a bit of a smirk. “You know,” I said, “Your sign lists all kinds of things… not just homosexuality. Do you stand outside of your own church and protest to provoke?” He looked a bit caught off guard, “Why would I?” “Well, I see you have ‘liars’ up there in that list, do you give them the same treatment outside your church as you are giving the folks here?” I could see the anger flash. Understandably so, I suppose. I had provoked him and he hadn’t expected it. I suppose only he was allowed to do the provoking. “You are a demon and this conversation is over,” he said as he turned his back to me, the conversation clearly over from his standpoint. I walked away to rejoin my friends and to apologize for delaying their merrymaking. I really was sorry, because honestly, I should have just shaken the dust off of my sandals and avoided them… treating them much like the pious religious person who stood in the public square and shouted his religious resume so all could see how great he was. But there was a parade to enjoy…. a parade in which at least 70% of the floats were from churches (like the one I attend, the one pictured). And I think that makes a far better statement about Jesus than the sign, tbh.
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Replying to @LauraLoomer
It’s $300 billion you ugly fuck.
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Iran will now be a semi-Superpower for as long as it takes for the US to get off of oil.
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I don't know about you all, but it does not make me feel confident that Chuck Schumer was the lead amongst nine Senators in the recent war-gaming exercise Dems did to scenario plan what happens if Trump tries to steal and cheat the midterms. #Maddow
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MAGA is a bunch of fucking losers that love losing.
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The left cannot fathom our return to family values.
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As @TheRickWilson once said, the people who left conservativism to follow Trump hate the Never Trumpers because we constantly remind them of the pain of their souls trying to reenter their bodies
Replying to @RadioFreeTom
I am still trying to figure out why Magas are so triggered by you. I always thought you were a rather Conservative, rather unknown person. But damn they found you.
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I can't afford to order it right now. I have to pay $300B to Iran.
After many years grappling with the meaning of religion in my life, I’ve collected some of my reflections on the journey in a book, Communion, which is available in stores tomorrow. You can order it now at the link below: a.co/d/0iw5unVQ
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At this point I don't care if EITHER of the Obamas has a penis, a shenis, a vagina or a mangina. PEDOPHILES WITHIN OUR GOVERNMENT ARE RAPING CHILDREN as we FUCKING SPEAK.
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.@GuntherEagleman Community noted it for you. Based on your post, I believe you're not a man... No need for a community note on this. Your post proved it.
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My 25 year-old self would not believe a word about the world I live in from my 77-year-old lips. No one could write science fiction this stupid. Or politicians so overtly cowardly and greedy or a public, so ignorant and immoral… i’ve been saving a piece of Keylime pie….
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Replying to @matthewdmarsden
Just so we're clear... If you support Trump, then you are definitely NOT a conservative.
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It's the same goddamn toxic misogyny Trump has spewed & Republicans have celebrated for the past 11 years ever since "you can grab 'em by the pussy" and "lock her up" so fuck you for trying to claim the moral high ground when you've wallowed in the MAGA mud for a decade. The hand you're now clutching yr pearls with has blood on it.
I am a conservative but I hate all this “Michelle Obama is a man,” garbage. It’s so low class.
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Reading what a traitor I am in my comments. So, JUST TO BE FAIR..... let me get this straight..... We taxpayers just blew $75 billion to attack Iran, UNPROVOKED, then dropped another $300 billion to REBUILD it, even though it didn't NEED rebuilding before we ATTACKED it, (unprovoked) all so we could "reopen" a Strait of Hormuz that was already OPEN before we ATTACKED Iran (unprovoked), wind up with $4 gas for NO REASON and I'M the bitch for pointing it OUT? That's fair. Sounds legit. 👌
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Don’t get distracted-Epstein clients are still raping children.
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NEW: The Supreme Court just rejected ex-Trump campaign aide Carter Page's attempt to revive his lawsuit against James Comey and others over their roles in the Russian investigation.
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Really?? Did Russia reload your expense account? 🙄
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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RT @adgirlMM: The West Wing was the best show ever made of all time. 🇺🇸 Fight me.
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