A combination madman who has many lucid intervals. @leftunreadpod
Joined August 2019
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New episode out now where we catch up with our favorite coterie of freaks.
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Obviously I am rooting for the glorious RepĆŗblica Portuguesa in the World Cup, however I am proud to also root for the Islamic Republic of Iran. šµš¹ š®š· Please beat the piss out of those Kiwi cocksuckers.
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Complete waste of everyoneās time, this shit is going to bomb easily with sub-30% voting to repeal
NEW: Massachusetts voters will decide in November whether to repeal recreational marijuana.
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What, Microsoft isnāt happy with one entry every 3 console generations?
Jun 12
XBOX is planning to move faster in developing games for their beloved franchises š®
This includes:
ā¢ 'Halo'
ā¢ 'Fallout'
ā¢ 'The Elder Scrolls'
(via @theinformation)
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Return of the Caralho retweeted
Real Unread Heads will remember LU mk. 1 episode 15 breaking down the clown show that is the Fujimoris back in 2021.
Jun 8
Peru's runoff remains razor-tight.
With 94.3% of votes counted Roberto SƔnchez leads with 50.041% versus Keiko Fujimori at 49.959%, a gap of about 14,400 votes.
Still too close to call, with roughly 5.7% of actas pending or awaiting transmission.
Winner becomes Peru's 9th president in 10 years.
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The most relevant He-Man has been in my life was the Heyeayeayea video. I used to get stoned in college and watch a boxset of He-Man I found at Walmart and that was in like 2010. Not sure who this was for lol
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE is now tracking to bomb this coming weekend.
Its pre-sales pace has been weak and never really improved. Itās now on track for a $27Mā$35M domestic opening on $170M budget.
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Iām a contractor, I donāt have any vacation time
May 29
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But thereās a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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I think Iād just kindly request a bullet in this situation
May 29
A terrifying roller coaster rescue is underway in Galveston, Texas Thursday. A car became stuck on a vertical track, leaving eight people dangling at the very top of the ride. Firefighters are using a long-ladder truck to reach the riders several stories above the ground. Crews are working to remove each rider from the ride by gently catching them and lowering them into the basket at the end of the ladder, before walking them down an incredibly steep structure to safety. Latest details: abc7news.com/19189772/?ex_ciā¦
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Just ate a big olā plate of I Love Boosters and folkās,,,,,,,Iām ready for seconds!
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beasted on em
May 27
Abner Uribe hits the D-Generation X crotch chop after an inning-ending strikeout against the Cardinals. š³
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Providence, Rhode Island: $100,000
May 26
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wouldnāt this save NON-New Yorkers money? are NYers often staying in hotels in their own city?
May 24
šØ Zohran Mamdani has now officially banned hotel junk fees in NYC.
This is expected to save New Yorkers over $46 million per year.
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Return of the Caralho retweeted
May 20
Barney Frank's nipples protruding--in his blue shirt up in heaven
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Saying āThe Brutalistā was good is a lie people tell themselves to justify having spent over three hours of their life watching it. Corbett explicitly both-sides the genocide in his public statements. Canāt be neutral on a moving train.
May 17
The Brutalist is about the lies we tell ourselves to keep going. The promise of Israel is just one more lie that the characters hold. In the Biennale epilogue, his daughterās speech is a revisionist history. One final lie. Thinking its pro-Zionist is a very surface level view
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May 12
watching the red sox
May 12
I can't believe we have three more months of this shit.
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Body so iconic you donāt even need the face to recognize him
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The administration though?
Apr 30
BREAKING: The Senate just unanimously banned Senators from trading on prediction markets, effective immediately.
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