Hello. If you see this account, expect to see Skyrim related posts, and the occasional BotW post, and maybe posts from other Switch games.

yeah they put a massive RPG onto a DS and you could play it in fucking 3D entirely unlike contemporaries that just gave up on that function Xenoblade 3D is a fucking triumph

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Mew!

ぽこあにヒスイバクフーン来ないかなぁ

USA. A hibachi restaurant. My American friends brought me here to enjoy the cuisine of my homeland, and I witnessed a ritual I have never seen in eight hundred years of being Japanese. The chef stacked onion rings into a tower. He filled it with oil. And he set it on fire. "THE VOLCANO!" my friends cheered. They knew the ritual. They had seen it many times. In Japan, I have eaten ten thousand meals. No one has ever built me a volcano. I said nothing. A guest does not question the ceremony. "Is this how they do it back home?" my friend asked, glowing with joy. "...The technique is flawless," I said. A samurai may retreat. He may not lie. He may, however, aim the truth very carefully. Then the chef flicked a shrimp through the air at my face. "Catch it!" the table roared. In my land, food is set before you with two hands and an apology for the wait. Here, the shrimp attacks. I caught it. With my mouth. The table erupted. The chef saluted me with his spatula. I have received medals with less pride. "You're a natural," the chef said. "My family has trained for this for generations," I said. It was not technically a lie. We trained. Just not for this. My friends drove me home, full and happy, honored to have shown me my own country. A man does not question the volcano. He catches the shrimp. Whatever this cuisine is, wherever it was truly born — the fire is real, the joy is real, and I caught what was thrown at me. That is Japanese enough.

I’m crying bro, the ENTIRE WORLD hate watched the US just to lose 4-1 😂😂😂

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

taking a trip today, so before we left I spent 30 minutes figuring out how to mod a skyblock map onto the 3ds only to screw up the cobblestone generator

Palworld 1.0 is coming on July 10th! New weapons, armour, gear and more! Soar through the skies with the new Wing Pack!🪽 Wait, is that a new Pal that can transform into a weapon mid-combat?!

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Asmongold goes off, saying he's tired of console exclusives and that they don't benefit anybody 👀 "There is no benefit for the customer that a video game is locked to a single console. In a perfect world every video game would be playable on every console and also on PC”

バトルの方が好みなのに、ポケモンパフォーマーの練習をさせられるテールナー(♂) 過去絵

I drew Hatemonger from Space King without his helmet. I imagine his head is like a giant, fleshy mound that fills up the full volume of the dome.

sssSlithering into Palworld 1.0 on July 10... Say hello to the new Pal, Venusa!🐍

全体向けですわ〜 (マフォクシーおば...お姉さんが膝枕しようとしてくれてます)