Middle-aged man yammering into the aether. Sometimes tweets something of worth.

Joined April 2008
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I'd love to see this! @GoEmperors
Replying to @leprekhan
Super serial question. Could the Rome Emperors beat the Gwinnett Stripers in a 3 game series. I will hang up and listen to the response.
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He was one hoopy frood.
Douglas Adams, British author best-known for his book series The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy from 1979 to 1992, dies of a heart attack while exercising in Montecito, California. He was 49.
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More proof the Midnight Express were the best ever. Even @mikethemiz stole/appropriated from them!
#OnThisDayInWWE 40 years ago on World Championship Wrestling: A reminder that it was the Midnights, not The Miz, that came up with the Skull Crushing Finale Dennis Condrey created this full nelson facebuster - as demonstrated on Randy Mulkey! @TheJimCornette
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This was always a pet peeve of @Jim_Powell - the "quarter pole" is the one quarter *to go* marker, not the one quarter finished marker. I know, it's pedantic, but ever since I learned that it's bothered me.
Braves in first place at the quarter pole! @BravesStats
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THAT MAN'S NAME IS ELI WHITE! #Braves
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Dear @AEW - A big free agent just hit the market. Just FYI.
I got let go from ESPN this morning. It’s all good, I’ll be fine. 10 years is a decent run. I think I’m just gonna take some time off before I decide what’s next. Good vibes and acts of kindness.
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E. L. Thompson, curmudgeon retweeted
Leadoff Home Runs / Plate Appearances Rickey Henderson 81 / 2,875 Drake Baldwin 1 / 1
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Phillies phans really will never learn, will they?
THE BRAVES ARE DOWN 6-0 IN THE 2ND 😳😳😳 I TRIED TO TELL Y’ALL THEY WERE FRAUDS 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣
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I don't dislike Frenchy, but I kinda miss @CJNitkowski on @BravesVisionTV. Who will research obscure stats for us? Who will talk Wiley into doing something ridiculous?
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About 3 minutes ago. It will never be "X" to me.
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Dear @DanhausenAD - I don't know what you did to the Mets and Phillies (I have an idea though), but thank you for it. Very nice, very evil indeed. Sincerely, E (an obvious Braves fan)
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Dear @baseball_ref Mr Nitkowski has a valid point. I noticed this too reading today's digest. Please take care of this weirdness. Thanks, E
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Friendly reminder the Nationals three letter abbreviation should be WAS and not WSN. Every team is either the first three letters of their city or nickname OR the first letter of their 3-word full name. Chicago gets the obvious pass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If I was on the fence about ordering #WrestleMania that first hour on ESPN2 would have done nothing to convince me I should watch the rest. Pointless six-man and one of the tamest no-DQ/"unsanctioned" matches I've ever seen.
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Anyone else really enjoy @CJNitkowski chuckling as the win pushed Schwarber's fly ball back in? He's one of us now and I'm here for it. #BravesCountry
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This is exactly what I hoped for when @BravesVisionTV was announced, and I've not been disappointed. CJ and @BrandonGaudin do great work and are in many ways a throwback to Skip and Pete, and I love it.
Apr 17
Replying to @Braves_Jerseys
I tailor my broadcast for Braves fans and I root hard for the Braves to win when I’m at work. Guilty.
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Spencer Strider's night is done. Looked great for the first 3 inning, but lost a little velocity in the 4th. Final stats: 3.1 IP, 0 R (2 still on base), 3 K, 2 BB, 50 pitches #Braves #RomeEmperors
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Spencer Strider is through 2 IP in Rome. 23 pitches, 3 Ks. 2nd inning was better than the first control-wise. He looks good. @CJNitkowski @BrandonGaudin #Braves
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A full 15 points for @MKaminskiMusic for playing the theme to "Top Gun" the instant Paul Byrd and @CJNitkowski bring it up on @BravesVisionTV!
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So refreshing to see someone of a level of celebrity willing to say something publicly regarding Christian faith. God bless, Nick!
To my Christian brothers and sisters around the world, defenders of the faith, I wish you a Happy Easter. John 11 : 25 Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die;" HE IS RISEN. ✝️
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I imagine a lot of people tell @IngramRadio this, in various forms.
#Braves radio announcer Ben Ingram: what he really looks like vs. what my wife thinks he looks like.
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