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7 Mar 2021
"So you'd like to see the true divine image of god? You dirty fucking wanker."
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Jun 15
This is just “epic bacon” for people who live in the type of suburb that doesn’t have sidewalks
Jun 15
I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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Emailing my property management company for a fire escape plan so I can see which of my neighbors have nicer/bigger apartments than I do.
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Jun 14
Hot take but I don’t think politicians should be allowed to cancel events hosted by their primary challengers. Pretty clear abuse of power.
Jun 14
Melat Kiros' sold out rally in Denver with Hasan Piker has been cancelled by multiple venues after pressure from incumbent congresswoman Diana DeGette
Kiros will now lead a protest at the Colorado State Capitol with Donavan McKinney and Justin Pearson
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he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17
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Jun 11
peter thiel bailed him out of prison and then started twinkifying him so as to better suit thiel’s desires
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Jun 10
Junior and senior engineers alike are starting to walk into the ocean. The new trend in San Francisco is engineers walking into the ocean. Learn why founding engineers are dropping everything and just walking into the ocean. They're not coming back, and here's why that matters
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i've decided to become someone who coughs all the time
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by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing
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Jun 9
One thing I said in the interview that the NYT refuses to air was that the American empire probably won’t last until 2045, making it one of the shortest-lived empires in history, a testament to the extreme and possibly unprecedented avarice and incompetence of our ruling class.
I sort of love that these signs accidentally imply that this is America’s last year
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Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.
Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger
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my penis looks like this due a childish prank
Rick Baker’s concept art for the “flesh gun” in David Cronenberg’s Videodrome (1983)
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May 24
Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store
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May 23
I love how the burger king crown has became a universal symbol for racism
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This is great, but it's also worth noting that someone who is 63 today was in their early 30s during peak electronica (1995-97) and time goes by much faster than you think it does.
May 22
This is 63 year old the_tunegirl, she later in life found analog modular synthesis and loves building every sound live with nothing but Eurorack.
She just made her debut at Awakenings.
This is what never giving up on passion looks like.
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Two outright Nazis (literally wearing Black Sun patches!) shot up the Islamic Center of San Diego, but I haven't seen any mainstream news outlets describe them upfront & clearly as Nazis in their headlines.
May 19
Cain Clark, 17, and Caleb Velasquez, 18, live-streamed their attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego yesterday.
New photos were obtained via the California Post. Additionally, a small clip of the livestream circulated which showed Cain Clark fatally shooting himself. (Which is from the 3rd screenshot)
Both attackers shot and killed 3 people before killing themselves.
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May 19
What could go wrong? Why not take a walk with your best friend in the woods, boy? We’re the freest country in the world. Take a sip from the stream, hear the mournful call of the last bird. There’s no better place to die young than here
May 18
The Trump administration has authorized the use of cyanide bombs to kill off animals on public lands.
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If you sell enough tupperware they actually let you back into the Realms of Deity
the problem with joining mormonism is that it presents a certain reverse pascals wager. i'm happy with the terrestrial kingdom, it seems fine. if i became mormon, that'd risk me/ my children going to Outer Darkness which is bad. not worth it
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“Woke” being used as a term of art in legal press statements is actually, genuinely really bad I think
May 15
Of note: "As part of the settlement, Texas Children’s has also agreed to fire, permanently and irrevocably terminate all existing privileges, and never again hire or credential five woke doctors who performed harmful medical interventions on Texans"
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