Musk E Cheese: GeoFenced Rides and Puppetopia

“Money talks and bullsh*t walks,” the saying goes. Trump’s love language is cold hard cash, in his personal pocket. Dario should’ve just paid the bribe. Everyone else is doing it. Just go along, Dario. Resistance is futile.

I had to really struggle to read this. My brain kept bouncing off the words. I think constantly scanning for and detecting AI slop is killing my tolerance for all forms of slop.

Trump says he will sign a deal today with or without Iran

Good to see the reflecting pool back to its normal color. 💚✅🍀

LA ELECTION FRAUD UPDATE Many are citing as proof of this 'massive fraud' the fact that some voters (all Pratt voters, they say) are being officially notified that their mail-in ballots have been rejected due to a lack of signature match & giving these voters the chance to rectify the error so their votes will count. I've been practicing criminal law for over 40 years. Never once have I heard of someone perpetrating massive fraud notifying the victims of that fraud WHILE IT WAS ONGOING & giving them a chance to avoid the fraud by curing its cause. If this is fraud, these fraudsters are idiotic amateurs ....

At 158.58 SpaceX $SPCX Is now down more than 10% From all time highs And is, technically, in a correction It has been in either a correction or bear market every single day since it began trading.

Summary of whatever BS bones sent me

Elon Musk offering me SpaceSex shares. $SPCX

In reply brief, Public Integrity Project attys say UFC White House cage-fighting event is a “volcano of corruption” that will “mark an inflection point in American history.” POTUS’s “allies at the UFC will profit from the first private, for-profit sporting event ever held on WH grounds.” 1/3

Claude Fable 5 doesn’t truly understand. And here is a beautiful proof: The Beninatto-Trombetti test is a translation test for professional translators. It measures the ability to infer context, revise the surface form, and generalize beyond literal mapping. For example, the correct translation of: “Solo 3 parole: non sei solo” is not: “Just 3 words: you are not alone” but: “Just 4 words: you are not alone.” An LLM that understands the sentence must also update the meta-linguistic claim inside the sentence. Claude Fable 5 is arguably the most advanced LLM currently available. And yet it still fails this simple test. LLMs are extraordinary machines for recombining existing knowledge. But they don’t truly understand. We are still far from AGI.

This guy’s a machine gun of nicknames. Stanlink, Spanklink, Stanklink. Or he’s just bad at typing. #spaceSex $SPCX

You definitely should read this screenshot if you want to be realistic about AI. Who will be able to get a good ROI? Hyperscalers, it implies. But I think SOFTWARE cos will also benefit, using AI to enhance offerings and make development more efficient.

SpaceSex is the only kind of sex Teslasexuals have.

Screen capture from the new Mark Zuckerberg movie.

Sounds to me like Hormuz ship traffic is down 5,000%.