Joined August 2009
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7 Nov 2024
Look at all the different ways we can ignore you!🙄 Bunch of f*king liars.
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31 Oct 2024
Hey @JHBWater, why won't you answer the question? Are vegetable gardens included in the no watering ban mandated by the water restrictions?
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21 Oct 2024
Community vegetable garden in Killarney Park ready to start harvesting @delaneyartist we could use some signage inviting people to help themselves to veggies
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6 Oct 2024
As someone who has always presented v young, it's bizarre to be treated as the responsible adult of the family almost universally now by strangers even when I'm with my mum.
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Wait. Macklemore just dropped Hind’s Hall.

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16 Apr 2024
PSA for customer service reps. When things go wrong ur customer doesn't care about the issue, they care about the outcome. I don't want to listen to what went wrong and why. Just tell how ur gonna fix it.
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11 Apr 2024
Lmao, imagine not even being able to hypothetically believe the wife is the boss or has a female boss 🤣
How are you, as a man, going to let your future wife, the mother of your children, work? Let her call another man boss, think about that.
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13 Mar 2024
I’m convinced every woman’s love language is not having to ask
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20 Feb 2024
Y is @BuildersSA using Walmart signage?
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31 Jan 2024
Am loving this new thing where u politely say no to a guy and they just say no problem and LEAVE U ALONE

ALT Cyberkuchi Lizzo GIF

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6 Jan 2024
Woolworths helping SARS find all the tax cheats wasn't on my 2024 bingo card 🤣
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24 Dec 2023
My controversial festive desserts opinion is that this beats a trifle by a mile #blackforest
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13 Dec 2023
I would love to support more small businesses but their inability to communicate makes it easier to just go commercial. Website down. Not answering emails. Cell numbers invalid. How hard must I work to give u money??
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13 Dec 2023
PSA if u have friends with a bday in the last 2 weeks of the yr. Please stop asking what their bday plans are unless u are urself available. Ur not avail. We kno ur not. Cos no1 is. We know this. We don't make bday plans anymore. It's not our fault we cant conform to tradition.
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1 Dec 2023
Hey @TheGautrain don't complain people aren't embracing ur service when u make it so darn difficult to use. Ur system won't work so I must run around the whole station? Forget it, I'll drive rather.
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25 Nov 2023
The toddler temper tantrum behaviour from the boomer men who suddenly realise that footing the bill no longer buys you unfettered power over your family is revealing
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22 Nov 2023
The number of men in the comments who think the problem here is woolworths 🤔
21 Nov 2023
Dear @WOOLWORTHS_SA, how do I make sure that a certain dash driver never delivers my dash orders again? I'm not comfortable with someone who kept asking me if there were other people at home with me and asking me other personal questions. Please help.
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3 Nov 2023
People will really with a straight face say, I know I did it, but I'm not the type of person who would do that and see nothing wrong
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5 Oct 2023
Controversial opinion but if u have a business ur personal cellphone isn't enough. U need a landline and a receptionist so even if ur sitting at a funeral somewhere, someone can tell that to your customers!
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