professor, researcher, stats-guy... a neuropsychologist and a gentleman... he|his, ally to all
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26 Oct 2024
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26 Oct 2024
Statistics instructors: “Statistics comes in handy in everyday life.”
Statistics students in everyday life:
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9 Jul 2024
For those unfamiliar with Wawa, this remarkable feat is akin to attempting to time your visits to collect every number at every one of your chosen store’s deli counter, but it would be packed morning, noon and night
I have finally collected every single @Wawa order slip number. 0-999. This took YEARS
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4 May 2024
It was an honor to serve @SportsNeuroSoc as #SNS2024 Program Chair, in my hometown of #Philly. Happy to pass the baton to @BenjaminBrett1 and look forward to next year in Milwaukee! Thanks to ALL the speakers and volunteers!
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13 Jan 2024
nothing more romantic than cuddling in the Longitudinal Fissure...
13 Jan 2024
“Babe, have you seen the remote?
<deep sigh> “have you checked the post-central gyrus? That’s where you lost it last time”
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22 Dec 2023
Genius takes many forms, and this is clearly one:
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2 Dec 2023
Very much looking forward to the “Jack and Jill” discussion!
1 Dec 2023
the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”
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27 Jul 2023
hard to believe that Prince, Sinead O'Connor, and Chris Cornell, the three individuals responsible for the most iconic versions of "nothing compares 2 u" are no longer alive...
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2 Jun 2023
This may be the best flowchart ever!
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28 May 2023
as you process at graduations this year, know that Pomp and Circumstances is a song celebrating British patriotism/nationalism... my (Canadian) graduate mentor, Doug Chute, told me this at my Doctoral ceremony... I think of him often, but now I've yet another reminder...
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Philip Schatz retweeted
13 Jan 2023
Not since they took away my 🌶️
13 Jan 2023
Professors who follow me: do y'all read your reviews on Rate My Professor? 👀
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1 Jan 2023
Typing my pain with her fingers
Telling my life with her words
Killing me softly with this tweet
Killing me softly... with this tweet
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26 Dec 2022
And good luck to all the Professors this week, where all their friends and family try to understand what they do and ask when they go back to work.
24 Dec 2022
Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.
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18 Nov 2022
If this really is "the end", I believe I have held onto this quote for just the right moment:
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"
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12 Nov 2022
Who would’ve predicted the race for the demise of #Twitter versus #cryptocurrecy would be setting up for a photo-finish?
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11 Oct 2022
A great example of why ethics, fidelity, honesty, and trust are vital components of education, and form the foundation of relationships… once that trust is broken, so is the integrity of the relationship.
theguardian.com/sport/2022/o…
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19 Sep 2022
I never thought I would refer to something as “statistical comic genius“ until now…
18 Sep 2022
The “Data Horror Stories Song”, inspired by a tweet by @rogierK and commissioned by @LisaDeBruine
Any of these ever happened to you?
#rstats #Statistics #DataScience
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26 Aug 2022
Pure (comic?) genius!
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19 Jun 2022
Incredibly accurate description!
19 Jun 2022
History was made in 1979 when engineers finally designed a slide that somehow combined the least possible amount of fun with the maximum possible amount of severe leg burns.
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30 May 2022
since Brad Pitt is trending, it seems an appropriate time to inform the world that he and Hermann Rorschach are doppelgängers
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