''Female'' ''Comedian'' • Written for @Dropout & @HardDriveMag
Joined January 2023
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My latest piece for Hard Drive is up! If you like my stupid Twitter shitposts you should read my stupid satire articles, like, retweet, share, maybe give me a little kiss. Couldnt hurt!
21 Aug 2024
Splatoon Player Arrested After Discovery of Unregistered Paint Roller hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Come watch the only funny non-problematic Vtuber with a fat ass shes live NOW
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shamelessly promoting my vtuber account on here LOL but im live right now come watch :3 twitch.tv/accordingtolyd
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shamelessly promoting my vtuber account on here LOL but im live right now come watch :3 twitch.tv/accordingtolyd
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"I'm built exactly like this btw" and the image is always some shit like this
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I never even considered Colonel Sanders could be a transmasc. Maybe I'm a bad person.
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Cashier at the grocery store today asked me if I wanted to donate $2 to the homeless as I was ringing up four cup noodles and a bag of stale croissants. Girl I'm not here to deposit can I make a withdrawal
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New York Job: I pretend to be the NPCs in human hitman levels
Chicago job: I run election interference for glitch productions
LA Job: I'm the child they imprisoned to make sam reich tiktok skits
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I bet if I said the cashier was a trans lesbian in a Digital Circus shirt you'd all shower this with likes huh. I bet if I said I was buying tickets to see The Backrooms youd all retweet it immediately. Why do I even bother dressing up like a clown when everyones laughing at dogs
Cashier at the grocery store today asked me if I wanted to donate $2 to the homeless as I was ringing up four cup noodles and a bag of stale croissants. Girl I'm not here to deposit can I make a withdrawal
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Bet if I called her a foidpilled chudmoder I'd be at 200k already. Thats what you all want from me right? I come here & give you all art. I serve you well constructed setups & punchlines. Elon Musk. Every day you taunt me with Twitter Blue. I DONT CARE HOW BAD IT GETS! I WONT!!!!
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YOU WON'T BREAK ME DIPSHIT!!! I'M NEVER PAYING FOR PREMIUM!! I'LL STILL HAVE MY HONOUR!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!!! *I* KNOW IT WAS A GOOD POST! THATS ALL I NEED!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
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My jewish roommate came in after a long night out saturday & as he was taking his shoes off I heard him say "Oi Vey" & I dont know why I had never considered that Oi Vey is like a real thing jewish ppl say & not just a nazi dogwhistle. I thought he was doing a bit
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A kid at the poutine place last night said I looked awesome I'm still riding that high
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Call me Yoshi cause I only roll with eggs
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A kid at the poutine place last night said I looked awesome I'm still riding that high
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Five bajillion more selfies. You will get selfies until I get the likes I deserve on these pics
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I just need an eyepatch and I'll be Quanxi for real
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Office Lady of the Forest chapter 7 is out‼️
This concludes the Vol 1 of the manga! please stay tuned because it's only up from here!
You can read it here:
mangaplus-creators.jp/episod…
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