and where others poison, you dismember
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Imagine kicking a ball into alexi lalas’ stupid dumb head
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"i'm johnny knoxville and i'm going to the moon!" 20 years later and this stunt still has me on the edge of my seat
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I will be supporting Japan in the World Cup this year, and I would appreciate for everyone in my life to pretend it has nothing to do with anime. Thank you.
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If you took a twitter leftoid and put them on a desert island, by day three they’ll be making lists of which countries are the most and least leftist on coconut husks
Most evil countries of all time (since circa 1000) world cup edition
1. usa
2. england
3. france
4. spain
5. germany
6. japan
7. belgium
8. netherlands
9. scotland
10. portugal
11. canada
12. australia
13. turkey
14. bosnia & herzegovina
15. croatia
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Jun 12
the only thing i have to offer in the way of banana man discourse is that one time a guy dressed as jesus stage dove and i yelled KILL HIM AGAIN then the audience literally crucified him. it was in either in New Mexico or Arizona. no police report. he’s dead now.
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I’m at the “getting out the dumbbells” stage of anger with the refs
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Jun 10
“right wingers will be disingenuous about it” is a problem faced by every left political project ever. might i suggest familiarizing yourself with the concept of fighting for things because they’re good?
Jun 10
The problem with safe injection sites is that it’s just very easy to spin them as “providing free drugs to addicts”
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college professor here: my students can't read and i wish i could release sarin gas into my classroom during a lecture.
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Dating is so humiliating these days. You pay for dinner, drinks, an Uber and when you mention your soul was trapped in a crystal by a dark wizard and to be freed, you need three drops of blood from a maiden most fair, she gets a call from her "boss" and has to leave and unmatches
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INVESTIGATION 🚨 A #Polymarket exec used a personal PayPal account to pay major political influencers like Riley Gaines and Brian Krassenstein, who in turn hyped how "accurate" Polymarket is at predicting outcomes.
We uncovered $350,000 flowing this way in 2025 and early 2026.
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A senior U.S. official says that an Iranian drone collided with the US Army Apache that went down near the Strait of Hormuz yesterday -N12
US investigators have not yet determined whether the mid-air collision was intentional.
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Jun 7
That's because to be right wing you need to not understand any of these things. They must remain mysterious and intimidating for you to worship them. That's why Classics departments and classical music ensembles are full of Communists.
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Leftists who nerd out about Vikings, Celtic music, Ancient Greek philosophy, or anything to do with European history & culture confuse me so much. It’s like, “Otters are my favorite animals :) I can’t wait for them all to go extinct :))”
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Big 3 Places To Spill Substances:
1. Gulfs
2. Ohio
3. Watersheds
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Insane 82-0 pull—guy without a position, literally unplayable
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Jun 4
Jumped in Shirt City for wearing pants
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got this zine from a kid tabling outside the venue at a Rent Strike show. saw him 20 minutes later dripping wet, asked him what happened, and he went “someone yelled at me over that zine and poured their pepsi bottle out on me”
anyways i finally read it and they were right
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Jun 3
getting a notarized letter of recommendation from 3 of my black friends so I can play magneto
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ASU School of Optometry Frat Leader Mogs Clearvicular By Reading Hidden Sixth Line Of Vision Chart
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Y'all ever think about not having a soul corrupted by toxic sludge?
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