This is AI

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED is unclear???

Sorry you got tricked into going out there Mr. Sports, Brooklyn is waiting foe you :)

Your apartment is a The Allegations cesspool

Get away from her RIGHT NOW

Took my girl to Strange Delight last night and mostly had things we had before (oysters, smoked trout dip, fry basket), but also got the Mirliton Som Tam with blue crab meat, which was fantastic. There’s cucumber, toasted cashews, and a fish sauce dressing with the blue crab.

Went to the Fulton Mall MIXUE and they had a trap mix of the MIXUE song, maybe the most racist experience of my life

At the Hell cart outside Central Park

What are you talking about

A key difference between America and the rest of the world is that Americans generally never use a bank card unless they’re poor. If someone stole my credit card I’d simply not pay it and dispute the charge.

Mercedes Benz Stadium

Okay man I don’t think it’s Elon Musks fault you’ve not managed to save money in nearly 40 years

Why not just start doing YIMBY arson? They even have a list of buildings to burn down, anything “historic”.

Hey @AppleSupport what the hell is your problem????

What if we put the British back in charge

Did nobody ever go “nah we don’t need to be doing all this”? Like if the government told me I had to show up for rally I’d skip that so hard.

Lived in both it’s no contest

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.