Parroty Account
Joined May 2019
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26 Jan 2023
I just started researching rabbit holes and found a bunch of YouTube conspiracy theories about why rabbits dig them.
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10 Jun 2023
Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP
10 Jun 2023
Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP
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10 Jun 2023
A new restaurant has opened up nearby. It’s called America (like the 70s folk band)
The restaurant has an extensive menu, and I’ve been working my way, backwards, through each item.
I’ve been through the desserts but the hors d’oeuvres remain.
No you shut up.
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17 May 2023
Just popping over to a Hi-Fi Facebook Group to ask for advice on getting my CD collection onto audio tape to improve the sound quality. You?
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PulpKetchup retweeted
15 May 2023
Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*
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PulpKetchup retweeted
10 May 2023
I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.
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11 May 2023
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11 May 2023
Ive never had long covid but ive always had a long...
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9 May 2023
Am I the only one who isn't interested in "am I the only one who isn't interested in ..." tweets?
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9 May 2023
8 May 2023
Update on Arrests made during Coronation
64 arrests were made on Saturday 6 May.
52 related to concerns people were going to disrupt the event, and arrests included to prevent a breach of the peace and conspiracy to cause a public nuisance.
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news.met.police.uk/news/upda…
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9 May 2023
“No further action will be taken”
I wouldn’t put money on that. I suspect a lot of action will be taken by those unlawfully arrested and detained.
8 May 2023
This evening all six have had their bail cancelled and no further action will be taken.
We regret that those six people arrested were unable to join the wider group of protesters in Trafalgar Square and elsewhere on the procession route.
news.met.police.uk/news/upda…
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7 May 2023
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1 Sep 2020
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
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7 May 2023
Good to see the old practice of coded messages to Secret Service still alive and well on Penrith Facebook pages.
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PulpKetchup retweeted
5 May 2023
The risk of being fined £500 (non-endorsable) for not wearing a seat belt vs the publicity from a video going viral.
I'd wager on the £500 being a very good deal.
3 May 2023
Just in case it's deleted from Amanda Solloway's Twitter - Here's Boris Johnson not wearing his seatbelt. Is another Fixed Penalty Notice on the way? #Johnson #ToriesOut300 #ToriesUnfitToGovern #LocalElections2023
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PulpKetchup retweeted
3 May 2023
ah, yes. the elusive llamarshmallow.
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5 May 2023
If you're having a dry month, weekends, especially bank-holiday ones don't count, right? Asking for a fiend.
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