Year 7 badminton doubles champion. Year 4 school attendance certificate holder. Life essentially peaked in primary school.

Joined June 2011
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Maybe I'm biased because it's down the road, but Beaconsfield has to be up there
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Finally some proper British journalism 👏
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Best make plans to move now because there's no way Reform won't win the next General Election
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No idea about greatest but some favourites that come to mind: Bun B – Murder RA – Uncommon Valor Jehst – England Pharoahe – Stray Bullet Nas – NY State of Mind (1) El-P – Huzzah Remix Big Pun – Dream Shatterer (1) Krumbsnatcha – Make Em Pay
What are the 5 Greatest Verses in Hip Hop history? #HipHop
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Wu Tang flan ain't nuthin to munch quick
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My biggest issue is that he chose the three most obvious NYC artists. If he said Kool Keith, Tragedy Khadafi and Masta Ace, I would've been impressed
Mamdani chooses uber-capitalists Biggie, Nas and Jay-Z among his five favorite rappers. Is it a pivot to center? usatoday.com/story/news/poli…
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Why do we listen to people who talk complete nonsense? My wife works in a school, and teachers are leaving because they're overworked and underpaid compared to the corporate world. But all of them say that best part of the job is and always will be the students
Every teacher I know personally is leaving the profession because students have become unteachable. They don’t read, they don’t talk to each other, they have no curiosity, no passion, no interest in learning. Giving kids unfettered access to screens has ruined a generation.
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*People* killed. It always being about Americans is what starts this shit in the first place
The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.
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Grandmaster Flash explaining the origins of his DJ technique and hip-hop itself.
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taps sign perpetually forever
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This asset stripper lives in Monaco & pays no income tax in the UK, but feels entitled to opine on how OUR taxes are spent, while badmouthing immigrants as ‘invaders’ & benefit leeches. This is the same guy who expects the government to cough up OUR taxes to rebuild Old Trafford.
Jim Ratcliffe recently met Nigel Farage. Now he's saying that the UK has been colonised by immigrants.
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I think this notoriously right-wing tax exile billionaire who is also a howling dickhead might be a wrongun
Breaking: Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says in @skynews interview “the UK has been colonised by immigrants” Speaking to @EdConwaySky news.sky.com/story/the-uk-ha…
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G-Funk Intro
** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest
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Players showed real Carrickter today.
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He can't retire because Guiza's Need Excitement
🇪🇸✍️ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | 45-year-old Dani Güiza has signed for Jerez Industrial CF, a team who compete in the 7th division of Spanish football! 🔵⚪️✅ He won EURO 2008 with Spain and was La Liga's top goalscorer in 2007-08 season.
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Maradona to Pelé: "One of my dreams is to head the ball with you." 😍

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Roc Marci has been the best rapper alive since 2012
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You know who doesn't care about their first family? Brooklyn Beckham
All this beckham hoohaa has reminded me Posh spice signed to Rocafella and made a song with MOP😅
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Mash Out Poshee
All this beckham hoohaa has reminded me Posh spice signed to Rocafella and made a song with MOP😅
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Wait, so there's a suggestion the Brahim miss was intentional?
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Shabaam Sahdeeq freestyling over Co Flow's "Vital Nerve" instrumental at the Fat Beats 6th Avenue grand opening from Aug 1996. J-Live chillin' in the back. So many dope MCs blessed the mic that day.
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