Thanks to President Trump's unwavering resolve and the efforts of his entire administration, Iran will never obtain a nuclear weapon and the Strait of Hormuz will be fully reopened. Peace and prosperity for the American people, that's what this deal is all about.

Wow

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

Nehls: Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, “I can tell this is a very special baby.”

Trump: "They rigged the election. Now it's been proven, and it will be proven even more as time goes by even more so. We have things that you won't believe. When we release the full files, you won't believe how crooked the 2020 election was."

"A Country Can Never Be Great With a Dishonest Press" — @realDonaldTrump Walks Out on Welker

Trump stormed out of his interview with Kristen Welker after she challenged his false claims. The orange buffoon then launched into a rant about America being a “third-world country” and how Welker, ABC, and everyone else are “crooked.” What a deranged, weak, pathetic man. Yet MAGA thinks this is what an alpha looks like. Lol.

Life before Donald J. Trump... -Every president in history who lost has conceded, except Donald Trumplethinskin. -No US President has ever started a major war just to hide his past. -No rioters have ever attacked the Capitol while holding flags of the President of the United States. -No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president. -No President in our history has been obsessed with putting his face and name on everything in America like a rabid dog marking his territory. -No cabinet has been so devoid of free-will that POTUS can force them to wear matching shoes of the wrong sizes like synchronized clowns. -No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president. -No President has ever been broken by every late-night comedian and pop star. -No US President has ever been a lifelong friend with the world's biggest Pedophile. -No US President has been despised by 99.9% of humans but worshiped by 0.01% who are indoctrinated by the theology of moronology.

🚨 Fifty Senate Republicans Just Voted To Keep The Door Open. A measure that would have permanently blocked Trump’s proposed $1.8 billion fund failed after every Republican senator voted against it.

Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off

🚨 NEW: U.S. JUST BOMBED AN IRANIAN ISLAND… WOW! 🚨

It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

A montage of Trump promising to end the war in Ukraine within 24 hours of taking office

shut up you ugly fuck

shut up you ugly fuck

Trump: "You take a look. The Lincoln Memorial -- it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln Memorial. It's embarrassing. It was so horrible. It was filthy dirty. It was Biden."