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8 Oct 2025
Me in various chats & group chats and watching the hashtag during every ep of #mafsuk
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The Daily Mail has already decided whose side they're on
Imagine if the Putney pusher had been a black lad
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If they’ve found him can the Met go back and find the guy who knocked me out and broke my nose in Soho instead of telling me they can’t get the CCTV cos of GDPR.
(Yes I know this was in 2022 but I’m still bitter about it especially considering my nose gets infected all the time)
Jun 15
Remember in 2017 when a woman was pushed into the path of a bus on Putney Bridge by a jogger?
Well, a 44-year-old multimillionaire private banker with ties to the Royal Family and a former British Army officer has been arrested on suspicion of attempted grievous bodily harm.
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Accidentally riding through a police speed trap below the legal limit:
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Going out of your way to make yourself and your political party universally despised by under 16s just as your about to give them the vote is truly amazing work
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i will never understand how people that used to make a dozen episodes a year struggle to even *write* 8-9 now over a few years
Vince Gilligan says writing on ‘PLURIBUS’ Season 2 is past the halfway point.
“My writers and I have figured out the episodes… I’m looking forward to shooting this, and people seeing it, because I’m kind of digging it.”
(Source: Deadline)
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🚨UPDATE : Not only may Keir Starmers social media ban be in breach of Article 8 it may now also be in breach of Article 10 of the ECHR.
And yes the ECHRs rights extends to children.
🚨 BREAKING : Could Keir Starmer’s under-16 social media ban breach Article 8 of the ECHR?
Some people have claimed that the ban will directly breach privacy laws/rights that come from the European Convention on Human Rights.
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We used to be a country.
You can't even launch a computers for primary schools campaign by spanking Nell McAndrew anymore.
Game's gone.
Chris Tarrant and Nell McAndrew during Launch of 13th Year of Tesco's Computers For Schools at Snowfields Primary School in London, Great Britain (2004)
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>leaked audio recordings
>from the situation room
There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this
BREAKING: The New York Times has obtained leaked audio recordings of the White House Situation Room when Trump and Rubio were discussing going to war with Iran.
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wasnt he with the father of the worlds first trillionaire a week ago
Tommy Robinson detained at Heathrow and begs supporters for money trib.al/kEeyVhm
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Jun 15
I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.
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When my son starts calling me a cockwomble
Jun 14
🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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If you don’t see the creeping authoritarianism behind these measures, you’re willfully blind.
Jun 15
If you’re against the concept of limiting social media use for children, you’re clueless
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We did lots of research which involved:
Asking parents who were too lazy to parent
Asking lobby groups
Asking digital id verification firms
Asking lots of Karren’s
We ignored the technical experts
We ignored the kids
We ignored Australia
We ignored science
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Kids who stare at walls - the new blockbuster from the UK 🇬🇧 🤣
Jun 15
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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It gets worse when you find out that the CEO of the helicopter tour company knew that the harnesses couldn’t be cut in case of an emergency, but chose not to replace them because the defective harnesses were cheaper.
Jury returned a $115M verdict for one of the decedents.
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We’re talking too much about banning kids from social media when it’s all the over 60s who have radicalised themselves nuts with AI slop and Facebook. Ban social media for old people.
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If we are banning kids from social media to protect them, we should probably consider banning some boomers too.
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