>be ancient Indian king Bhartrihari
>rule Ujjain, got palaces, gold, hundreds of concubines, everything
>life is basically non-stop feasts
>write some fire erotic poetry on the side, Shringara Shataka
>one day, yogi gives him a magic fruit of immortality
>tfw eternal life secured
>think "this for my queen, she deserves it"
>give fruit to queen
>queen secretly hates his him or whatever
>gives it to her lover, some random horse groomer
>groomer thinks "immortality? nah"
>he gives it to his side chick, a courtesan
>courtesan? obsessed with him
>brings fruit back to palace as gift for king
>mfw the fruit of immortality does full circle back to me
>realize everyone in love chain is simping for someone who doesn't care
>queen doesn't love me, lover doesn't love queen, courtesan loves me but lol no
>this is all worldly pleasure and maya
>suddenly vairagya hits
>renounce throne, give kingdom to brother Vikramaditya
>shave head, become yogi
>stoped writing lust poetry and started living in cave near Ujjain
>start dropping truth nvkes on detachment(Vairagya) & wrote deep philosophy
>realize Vairagya Shataka slaps harder than my old love poems(Shringara Shataka)
>finally achieve real peace
>becomes one of the greatest Sanskrit poet-philosophers of classical India