everyone can suck my ass
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
31 May 2018
We've reached our funding goal, so it's time for a GIVEAWAY! 🎉
RT this for a chance to win a 16", poseable Spike the Beetle plush! We'll pick a winner on June 7th noon EST.
Check out our Kickstarter for more beetle goodies!! kck.st/2sjZFwd
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
17 May 2018
IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK, SO HERE ARE A BUNCH OF TOM CRUISE MOVIES BUT WITH TERRY CREWS INSTEAD. ENJOY.
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
24 Feb 2018
Shout out to the true hero’s
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
22 Feb 2018
wow please read. i love this so much
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
3 Jan 2018
ME: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no
JOHN WICK: Has anyone seen my pet ant?
ME: OH NO
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
30 Oct 2017
A stunning display of symbiotic evolution
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
20 Mar 2017
jake gyllenhaal building something out of sand and then proceeding to kick it
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
19 Sep 2017
Common food allergies
-Milk
-Eggs
-A sandwich you found on the bus
-Liquid mercury
-Grandma's Famous 7-Layer Dip (the 7th layer is anthrax)
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
21 Aug 2017
you: solar eclipse
me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation
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Ashley Blart Mall Cop retweeted
21 Aug 2017
The eclipse is a scam, a hoax to distract us from the fact John Wick once killed three men in a bar with a pencil. A fucking pencil
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