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Hilariously, two different fake accounts pretending to be @AirCanada contacted me with "apologies" (and attempts to get personal information), but radio silence from actual @AirCanada and @TorontoPearson
Kind of shocked by how an @AirCanada employee screamed abuse at me this evening at @TorontoPearson when I demonstrated, as directed, that my hand luggage bag met the maximum size requirements
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Kind of shocked by how an @AirCanada employee screamed abuse at me this evening at @TorontoPearson when I demonstrated, as directed, that my hand luggage bag met the maximum size requirements
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I didn't get his name, @AirCanada, since he was threatening to pull me from the flight on no basis, but he was the man working at the desk at @TorontoPearson Gate F97 at 6:30pm EST on August 7
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He screamed unprovoked insults about my appearance. Also, as a member of a visible minority I'm always leery of people who say things like "You people are all the same!" I know @TorontoPearson is a stressful place to work, but @AirCanada, is that what you train your staff to say?
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so uh, star trek: strange new worlds tonight, am i right? anyway happy pride everyone!
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I am (more or less) ready for session 53 of #FCDnD! Let's do this!
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The party just decided to set the entire maze on fire instead of navigating #FCDnD
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Jenny: I am permanently concerned about Adam #FCDnD
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them: we tried to deliver at 7:40pm, you weren't there me: you need to deliver between 8am-5pm them, the next day: we tried to deliver at 7:40pm, you weren't there me: deliver between 8am-5pm them: yes, we promise them: we tried to deliver at 6:30pm, you weren't there
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Qara-Xuan Zenith retweeted
hello friends and family! This year we begin a new tradition on memorial day of shoving our knives into the earth and screaming at the unfairness of mortality! Remember! Pummel pumice, not flesh!
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