If I can make one person laugh long enough to forget their problems then my day was not wasted.😀

I'm giving up drinking for a month. Wait. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month. Punctuation matters.

When you are feeling well and someone is giving you a ride it their car and you don't like the music on the radio do you,, A: Ask them to turn it down/off? B: Reach over without asking and turn it off? C: Smash your fist into the controls breaking the info center?

RT @theliamnissan: 👀

Meanwhile in Texas…

Need to make multiple trips into Boston this week so I had to make sure that Bonnie would blend in with the locals.

Listen, if this is what it takes to get Scottish fans to stick around for a while after the World Cup...

G’Morning lovelies ☀️🍑🕶️🖤

Congratulations to the @Canes 2026 Stanley Cup Champions. #StanleyCup2026

Guy: Who do you want to win? Me: not Vegas Guy: So cheering for Carolina? Me: No. I loathe that Vegas even exists but also hate the Hartford Whalers. I would never actually cheer them on. I wish both teams could lose. Love that cup though 🤣 #sundayvibes #stanleycup

Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland. 👍🏻

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

Ahhh that wonderful moment when after a long exhausting day when you just want to climb into bed and you remember that you stripped the bed this morning and still need to put it back together again. 😞

At the San Diego Zoo, an otter family stole the spotlight in the most adorable way, turning a simple visit into a viral sensation. While visitors watched in delight, a proud mother otter carried her tiny newborn pup right up to the glass for everyone to see. Moments later, the father joined in… but instead of another pup, he proudly held up his favorite smooth rock, creating a hilarious “show and tell” moment. The charming video quickly exploded online with millions of views. Viewers couldn’t stop laughing, joking that the rock was “the one that got him the family,” while others praised the otters’ playful and social personalities. Wildlife experts noted that these heartwarming, funny moments are exactly why otters captivate people around the world.

Why is it when you are getting for an Amazon package, if you are at work it shows up at 9 or 10 in the morning and has to sit on your doorstep all day but if you are home waiting for it then it doesn't come until late in the afternoon?

My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️ infinitetweet.me/interaction…

it'd never work between us, were misaligned angles; you're obtuse and I ain't right.

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

Time for Rampage to go on one. Got to clean house, remove all the deadwood and any negativity. Because Rampage has had enough and enough is too much.

Breakups hurt, yeah. But you know what hurts even more? Staying. Staying and trying to “make it work” with someone who has shown you over and over that they don’t value you, don’t prioritize you, and don’t care about your feelings. Begging for bare minimum. Hoping they’ll change. Ignoring the proof right in front of you. That kind of pain drags out way longer than a breakup ever could. Sometimes the real heartbreak isn’t losing them it’s realizing you stayed too long trying to convince someone to love you the right way. THAT’S what really hurts.