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RAMTurtle πŸŽ—οΈ @RAMTurtle_
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RAMTurtle πŸŽ—οΈ@RAMTurtle_
20 Feb 2025
Ignore my lack of a profile picture and banner, but I've finally moved to BlueSky, trying to find other migrators to follow
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UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree
Jun 15
RAAAAALLLLLEEEEIIIGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! COME TO OUR PARADE!!!!!!!
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Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui
@sabreenaGS
Mar 6
The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him. Donald Trump said to her: β€œLet me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." After the little girl bit him with her teeth, β€œhe struck her” and said: β€œGet this little bitch the hell out of here.” The man in charge of the largest nuclear arsenals in the world is a violent child rapist. DONALD TRUMP IS A VIOLENT CHILD RAPIST.
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2026 and I still ain't got no iPhone πŸ˜”
RAMTurtle πŸŽ—οΈ@RAMTurtle_
1 Jan 2025
2025 and I still ain't got no iPhone πŸ˜”
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Why Oklahoma is consistently dead last in the country in Education:
University of Oklahoma
@UofOklahoma
22 Dec 2025
A statement from the University of Oklahoma:
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Pranav@prank_origami
25 Oct 2025
if all loves insanity why are you my clarity type shit
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NHL
@NHL
17 Oct 2025
And then there was one... πŸŒ€
Large black text reading, "undefeated teams". Below, all the NHL team logos are pictured in black and white, except for the Carolina Hurricanes which is in full color.

ALT Large black text reading, "undefeated teams". Below, all the NHL team logos are pictured in black and white, except for the Carolina Hurricanes which is in full color.

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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes
11 Oct 2025
We're feeling generous today! RT for a chance to win a Strutting Stormy hat.
Photo of a Strutting Stormy hat given away on Opening Night

ALT Photo of a Strutting Stormy hat given away on Opening Night

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Alex Cole
@acnewsitics
6 Jul 2025
MAGA: Defund NOAA!!! Democrats: Doing that will harm weather predictions. MAGA: No, it won't! * Flash flood kill 27 and leave 20 missing * MAGA: WHY DIDN'T NOAA WARN US IN TIME!!!!
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hasanabi
@hasanthehun
3 Jul 2025
the gop is the most succesful force of terrorism on the planet. nothing comes close to the metric ton of violence it dishes out overseas and at the domestic level. it directly kills its own voter base with glee as long as it can get better returns for their capital masters
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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes
16 May 2025
Heard there was an extra flight to Cancun today!
Dulles Airport (IAD)
@Dulles_Airport
16 May 2025
Good morning to everyone except the Carolina Hurricanes
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Soul Candy@SenatorLuma
2 May 2025
did previous fascist movements feel so stupid to live through
The White House
@WhiteHouse
2 May 2025
Four simple truths...
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Grant Certiorari
@GrantCertiorari
23 Apr 2025
Here’s RFK’s plan: 1. Claim vaccines cause autism 2. Push vaccine skepticism, lower vax rates 3. Create autism registry - people avoid getting a diagnosis to stay off it 4. Point to the decrease in autism diagnoses as β€œproof” vaccines cause autism
FactPost
@factpostnews
22 Apr 2025
RFK Jr. has announced a new 'disease registry' that will track Americans with autism.
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Ignoring the fact that Ace people are oppressed in many parts of the world, the graphic doesn't even imply Ace people are oppressed. Yesterday was also National Caramel Popcorn Day, but apparently it might as well be Fake Oppression Day for fairground food enthausiasts.
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
6 Apr 2025
Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.
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Caps throw a hissy fit losing 5-1 but Jalen Chatfield's the problem? Canes against the fucking world LMAO stay mad
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Yea because weather data that protects millions of lives is a less efficient use of government money than going to the Superbowl or playing Golf, dumbass liberal
Andrew Freedman@afreedma
3 Mar 2025
NEW: The Trump admin has informed NOAA that two buildings that are critical for weather forecasting will have their leases canceled. If this comes to pass, it's a really big deal. Includes weather fcst nerve center in College Park, Md.: axios.com/2025/03/03/doge-no…
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So is this one the DEI's fault also
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RAMTurtle πŸŽ—οΈ@RAMTurtle_
6 Nov 2024
My sense of humor is comprised of irony, and so I wish I could be all smug about that above tweet. Unfortunately, these policies are going to kill millions of people, and who knows if we'll even have a democracy by 2028 to fix this, so there's really nothing to be smug about.
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2025 and I still ain't got no iPhone πŸ˜”
RAMTurtle πŸŽ—οΈ@RAMTurtle_
1 Jan 2024
2024 and I still ain't got no iPhone πŸ˜”
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Spencer Martin shutout was not on my Bingo card this season
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