Dad. Wiffleball advocate. 311 is a good band.

Joined June 2010
4,484 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
25 May 2021
The disdain he has for Bryson is the best thing going in golf these days. 🤣
2,269
10,748
84,445
Ryan retweeted
Meep meep ass locale
'Liminal Stop Sign', Monument Valley, Utah
75
11,698
169,925
2,533,376
What a photo. Saline Township did everything in their power to stop this data center. Then the wealthy developer threatened to bankrupt the township in litigation, ultimately forcing this upon the community. Now their conquest will be rewarded with tax breaks.
Sam Altman, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer breaking ground at the Saline Twp data center project
95
904
3,529
111,798
Ryan retweeted
Scientists finally discovered “seven beers”
25
424
7,660
161,275
Ryan retweeted
Richard Nixon enjoying some boy kibble and a white monster
42
249
4,889
156,990
Ryan retweeted
20 Jun 2022
it was so bold of sublime in 1996 to release "what i got" with the line "i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot" right before playing the most mid guitar solo ever recorded
1
12
📍 Drangarnir, Vágar, Faroe Islands 🇫🇴
3
22
109
2,197
Ryan retweeted
13 May 2024
I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore!
7’4” Zach Edey running the 3/4 court sprint at the combine
461
3,817
49,350
7,347,391
Ryan retweeted
30 Apr 2018
Therapist: What's wrong? Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce Therapist: And who told you that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*
510
23,923
95,179
For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?
1
86
Ryan retweeted
61
346
7,509
458,993
Ryan retweeted
Mark 'The Bird' Fidrych on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, 1977. The only baseball player to make an appearance on the cover.
18
97
682
27,051
Update: we raised $850 this year. Congrats to @Rob_In_WI and Beau, the winners of the men’s and women’s brackets, respectively. Thanks to everyone who donated. DM me if you’d like to add to the donation, which I’ll send to Second Harvest over the weekend.
4th Annual Rodgpool, in which we honor the memory of our pal Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood through busted brackets, is a go. This year’s charity is the Second Harvest Foodbank of Southern Wisconsin. $20 for entry into both men’s and women’s brackets. DM me if you’d like to join!
1
6
167
Ryan retweeted
Boban lit in the Michigan student section 😭 #MarchMadness
4
68
464
35,345
Best team in school history. Fun year. Can’t wait for a roster of 10-15 brand new guys to try and win it again next year.
3
112
Ryan retweeted
DO IT FOR ROBERT TRACTOR TRAYLOR!! 🔥🕊️
23
159
2,282
65,012
Ryan retweeted
E.T. phone hoes
They had Eldrick in the back of the Dodge Charger, off a bag of beans and fearing for his life, speaking to the aliens like
10
62
1,339
223,678
I was repeatedly told we’d be getting there fast.
2
62
Ryan retweeted
*sick guitar riff* Kid Rock: NOW THEY GOT A WHEELCHAIR RAMP AT EV-ER-Y SCHOOL *background adlib* PUSSIES!
3
157
3,140
73,391
Ryan retweeted
time to close the app for the day, no one will do anything funnier than this
3
9
22