American. Author. Poet. Attorney. Ex-College Football Player. See my book ⬇️
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My new book, Milk and Ketamine, has just been released. Check it out. #Poetry
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This is actually hilarious
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Me visiting the SpaceX cafeteria lady as the IPO makes her a millionaire
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A Night at the Roxbury
What’s the first thing you think of when you see Emilio Estevez?
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Lol I gotta eat here
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"Look babe, America is heaven on earth."
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Europeans visiting the U. S. for the first time upon entering a Buc-Cee's
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The original ending of The Land Before Time (1988) was very different. The creators initially envisioned a more realistic ending, but after negative responses during test screenings, it was changed. The original ending was considered lost media until it was finally leaked until now.
Wait for it to see OG ending.
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It's retarded when left wing people do things like this, and it's retarded when right wing people act in the same manner we.
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