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On this day in 1989 . . . nothing happened in China
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Soccer sucks, we won anyways.
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That's brutal.
Yamamoto's Perfect Game comes to an end on an error from Mookie Betts
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"Trump's UFC arena is defiling the WH"
Those same people in 2020:
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Future Legal Scholars conflating “standing your ground” (legally protected in many states) with “standing on business” (black nonsense; not a real thing)
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Black defendants’ “Stand Your Ground” claims against white assailants are denied more than 99 percent of the time. motherjones.com/politics/202…
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Jun 12
Do you have a final solution for this?
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Given the fraud, waste, and corruption we've all seen - why would anyone support giving the government a single penny?
The worst place for the efficient/best use of money is in the hands of the government.
Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American.
And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars!
You don't think that's worth it?
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5% of $1.2T is $60b. 8m students in BA/BS programs on average pay over $20k/yr, or ~$160b/yr for BA/BS degrees only.
That tax could not cover even half of only US bachelor degree costs for just 1 year, excluding grad, ass., or trade degrees totaling another ~10m students.
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History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
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He did. You're posting on it.
Jun 12
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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I wasn’t gonna post the video because the waistband on my shorts makes my stomach look deceptively chonky but I made an exception because this moment was captured while I was wearing my amazing throwback @flapprdotnet shirt.
The silver lining of having a stalker is that I’ve discovered an amazing new hobby.
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Jun 12
"The delegation from Rivendell has arrived, father"
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Somalians in Minnesota, after hearing how Elon Musk became a trillionaire from SpaceX:
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For who it may concern:
Hockey moms are incredibly hot.
Some might say the hottest of all moms.
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Retard racism aside, it *wasn't* an all white jury (3 Asians / 1 Hispanic) - something that they keep repeating over and over again.
Jun 12
DL Hughley: "I don't think that all white people should be able to do anything in secret at all."
“When it is all white people in secret, it's bad for everybody."
He’s talking about the Anthony trial jury. Facts don’t matter. White people are the real problem here, not the murderer.
Clown world ‘journalist' Don Lemon laughs and nods along with this stuff.
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Jun 12
I genuinely don’t understand the endgame or purpose of the left being animals towards Erika Kirk
is it just pent up edginess from woke 1.0?
what is her supposed sin?
“that’ll teach her to… be the wife of someone who was publicly assassinated?”
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A tradition unlike any other . . .
It's Friday! Cloth Off!
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Counterpoint: America Rules
Jun 12
In a nation of plummeting pride and MAGA hats, “patriotism just isn’t cool anymore,” Arthur Krystal writes. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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