I try not to use this anymore. See me on Insta - @RichardMajor86 - Parody of Big Time International Celebrity, Richard Major, Official Account.
Joined January 2009
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12 Mar 2024
How much does a VW Golf cost?
Wrong
It’s in excess of £58k
11 Mar 2024
People tell me “electric cars are expensive”
This is a VW Golf for £58,000 😮
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10 Mar 2024
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Went on a date recently and went back to his after a fun night. He offered to put something on while we relaxed and proceeded to watch a Scottish man in his 50s play games on 'Twitch'. Needless to say I went home.
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10 Mar 2024
The Emperor continues to have Community Notes removed from his tweets. Poof! It’s gone. Like magic.
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10 Mar 2024
CD players never had to look boring
exemplified by the Toshiba XR-P9 from 1986
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10 Mar 2024
BEA-VER HAM-PER, just what every mum wants for Mother’s Day
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9 Mar 2024
In the days when I would tweet along to F1 races I would try to think of these and never get very far (beyond the contemporary BUT GRO PER that everyone sniggered about).
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9 Mar 2024
Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben and Ben
9 Mar 2024
We're live tonight on Twitch at 7pm with some Blair Witch!
All in aid of Cancer Research UK.
BE THERE AND BRING A FEAR FRIEND OR TWO xoxo
twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial
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9 Mar 2024
Apparently if you win the #F1 #SaudiaArabianGP, you get to lure a journalist to a foreign embassy, then murder them and chop them into pieces
Good luck to everyone who reported on the @redbullracing Christian “Horny” Horner story
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9 Mar 2024
@sniffpetrol @Carpervert Fun game for the podcast - are there any words or phrases to be made by combining any of the 3 letter #F1 driver names/codes?
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8 Mar 2024
I had an uncle who passed recently, and he owned one of the largest Star Trek collections in the country (USA). This is 4 of over 90 pictures required to document 3 entire rooms stacked with nothing but #startrek pls share it around, I want to give it a good home.
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9 Mar 2024
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I'm obsessed with videos of mixed-species animals having great friendships with each other. I got a rabbit as a friend for my cat. The introduction went brilliantly & the pair seemed to be smitten. I was elated. Turns out my cat was just waiting for the rabbit to fatten up a bit.
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8 Mar 2024
You know what they call Colin the Caterpillar in Paris?
8 Mar 2024
Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied have divorced after 11 years of marriage.
(people.com/natalie-portman-b…)
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8 Mar 2024
Might get into lager blends this summer
“Can I get a pint of Peroni with a Stella top? Cheers.”
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8 Mar 2024
Do @TheOnion now write for Empire?
8 Mar 2024
EXCLUSIVE 🐯
Hugh Grant plays Tony The Tiger in @JerrySeinfeld's Pop-Tarts movie #Unfrosted.
“That was the greatest part of the whole thing, honestly,” Seinfeld tells Empire.
READ MORE: empireonline.com/movies/news…
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8 Mar 2024
Love this
8 Mar 2024
11-year-old boy arrested after he was found driving car towing suspected stolen caravan on M1, say UK police
bbc.in/3TrJ6MH
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7 Mar 2024
100 x plastic 2p coins for how much?
I’m not sure this is a great purchase
Link - amzn.to/3TqomEW
amzn.to/3TqomEW
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7 Mar 2024
Read the replies to this and play “spot the Russian bot”
7 Mar 2024
Sweden joins Nato, becoming the military alliance's second new member since Russia's full scale invasion of Ukraine bbc.in/3PaHPHm
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7 Mar 2024
Incredible decision here by @redbullracing
It is what @GeriHalliwell wanted though
7 Mar 2024
F1 team Red Bull suspends woman who accused team principal Christian Horner of inappropriate behaviour bbc.in/3ItIEqQ
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6 Mar 2024
I’m gonna give people 52 guesses! ;)
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