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…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney

Father, Husband, Realtor, Velcren, Middle-Aged (some get half as many), poet, know it, tic-tac-toe legend, co-creator of Hannah, Ben, and Rachel 🍻

Joined April 2009
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CANES LEAD IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS PLAY THE DAMN SONG #SoundTheSiren

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Attaboy @CameronKeshock that’s how you take a line shot up the middle! We’re gonna need a picture of that bruise tomorrow! 😂 took that shot like a champ. #gsohoppers
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I have moved Lonesome Dove to the top of my favorite books list. Hat tip to @cwarzel and @velcren for the recommendation. I’m adding “we don’t rent pigs” to the bottom of my signs. 🍻
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Some fresh swag arrived today. Tuesday may have no feel, but Wednesday definitely does. And killer packing tape too! #LGLG @chasingscratch0
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ChatGPT with the breakdown of what just happened in the #NLCS wild double play… #Brewers #Dodgers
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Bravo to Charlie Hunnam for his incredible performance as Ed Gein. Sweet, simple, terrifying, sympathetic, raw. Truly a brilliant performance. 👏 👏 👏
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Wishing peace for everyone. There's too much hate in the world. And all it takes for hate to win is for good people to sit idly by and say/do nothing. Be a light to your community.
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The beavers have been, and are, active at @GuilfordCollege Amazing work these animals put in.
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Beautiful evening at @Carowinds
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Hey @Jeep, reach out if you are looking for a kid who isn’t old enough to actually drive a Jeep for any of your upcoming ad campaigns.
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Hey @netflix, you should livestream @thejimmyawards each year. These performers are remarkable, and the production is fantastic. @Ted_Netflix_CEO #thejimmyawards
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Coastal Carolina getting absolutely hosed by the Ump! Tossing the coach in the 1st inning is ego, period. Nobody’s here to watch the ump. Understand the situation and take a breath man. Dang. #cws2025
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Got the mail today & my daughter had ordered the Mach G Operation: Blackouts from @goodr AND used the @chasingscratch0 promo code! #parentingWins #LGLG #Natures2ndCarrot
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Weaver Theatre Dept opened their Spring Musical, “The Prom ,” last night & it was fantastic. Included a nice video note from Ariana DeBose to the kids wishing them well on the show. Come check it out if you’re around!
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Thank you @Ford for sending out these @Tesla Supercharger adapters out to your EV customers.
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Cmon @joerogan, W. Bryan Hubbard is actually a Zack Galifinakis character, right?
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Probably nobody but @michaelafulton will like this 😂 @SportClips app, says 15 min wait. I join the line. Leave my house. Get to the parking lot and the wait time on the app says “you’re up in 6 mins.” Walk in the door and my wait time is 28 minutes. Bamboozeled! ✂️ bad UX
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Going full Col. Sanders on election night is a bold choice. @kfc #ElectionDay
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Seems a tad young for mobile banking and investing to me, but hey, more power to ‘em.
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I really like what I’m seeing and hearing from @JeffJacksonNC NC could use a common sense, hard working, logical attorney general.
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