Mississippian writer w/ a permanent eye-roll waiting. Connects everything to Bob's Burgers. Mom of autistic 7 year old . Loves to block assholes

Joined November 2019
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I willingly sit at the #kidstable during the #holidays. The conversations are so much interesting and intelligent. #frozenistheshit
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just so you know, if you order from @Grubhub and you don’t get all of your food. They expect you just to eat it on the deal and get a measly $5 credit
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Maybe ppleould be more wiling to take the train if there wasn't 10 delaye ever 3 stops. @MTA @NYCTSubway @nycgov
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The fabfitfun ads were the last straw. I canceled my subscription after 7 years
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WTF is going on with at @Grubhub the last five orders I have gotten have been anywhere from 30 minutes to 90 minutes late.
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Why is it every Google review that is ⭐️ also has the grammar of the third grader?
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I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.
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I wish there was a way to do a hard reset on my #TikTok #FYP because it is complete trash right now
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Nothing sums up parenthood like the standoff scene and lethal weapon #dannyglover #momlife #parenting #80smovies #leathalweapon

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Nothing sums up parenthood like the standoff scene and lethal weapon #dannyglover #momlife #parenting #80smovies #leathalweapon

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Man bun @joshwelch_ was hot @ivehaditpodcast
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Actors on Actors but it’s JLo and Hilaria Baldwin struggling to speak Spanish to each other
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Mississippi Sen. Kathy Chism reacts to Trump's conviction by sharing a post: "Jesus was convicted in a sham trial...and crucified. I still follow him."
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just finished the first draft on an episode. I went to pull out the notebook for the next episodes. I nearly had a panic attack because I thought it was out of the notebooks that I like to use lol #screnwriting #WriterCommunity #writerLift
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I think a librerai hurt my dad’s feelings because he was taken to posting on fb again….oh, he is so witty.
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#grammarly is down. So annoying when you pay for an annual membership
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Two women have reported to Hattiesburg police that counselor Wade Wicht sexually abused them during counseling sessions, but he may never face criminal charges because it’s not against the law in Mississippi for counselors to have sexual contact with their clients. Wicht has already admitted to having sex with two women he counseled, a violation of the ethical code that prompted the loss of his license before the State Board of Examiners for Licensed Professional Counselors, which oversees and licenses counselors. More than half the states consider sex between mental health professionals and their patients a crime, but Mississippi isn't one of them. A bill that would have changed that died in a Senate committee last year. mississippitoday.org/2024/02…
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Luda saved the day
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#redwine pairs best with pork rinds. #foodparing #elevatedlifestyle
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Why is it that every video that says ‘wait to the end’ has no pay off? #Tiktok #instagram #reels
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