Aspiring butterface

Joined May 2013
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I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)
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Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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One outbreak and the entire “sane” side of public health resorted back to the paternalism of telling us not to worry or “panic”, “this isn’t Covid”, etc. They didn’t learn a thing. We didn’t appoint them to be our therapists or parents. Provide info, don’t dictate how to feel.
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Here's a sketch I wrote about how Chuck Schumer is the worst human being alive
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Spirit might not have been nice, but it was your best chance at survival. The Dr. House of the sky
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a while ago i was a 1 at a birthday party with people i didn't know. whole time i was walking on eggshells because they were all overly policing language, jokes, etc. then i found out the birthday boy and multiple guests worked for a military contractor making drones 🤯🔫
Dawg if you’re a leftist I think the bare minimum is to not work for a fucking defense contractor like what are you even talking about lmfaooo
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when a girl is flirting w you confidently it means she actually doesn't want you
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Never mind
Stop trying to cancel Chomsky, he's 91 years old. Obviously he sold his soul to the devil to understand email
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Narrator; in the end Chomsky sold his soul for free trips to a caribbean island. Understanding email was just something the devil threw in for free
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X is broke because it orders DoorDash discourse six nights a week
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can those bums at the doomsday clock get a real job. its kind of insulting that every time they see some guy get shot in the head they're like "oh i have to play with my toy now"
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Friendly reminder that mental illness can't make you a bigot. REAL mental illness only makes you gaze out the window poetically, cut yourself in private and apologize to the razor, and develop non-fatphobic anorexia out of empathy for starving children.
Ye issues an apology for his antisemitic comments “I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state, and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change. It does not excuse what I did though… I am not a Nazi or an antisemite. I love Jewish people… To the black community - which held me down through all of the highs and lows and the darkest of times. The black community is, unquestionably, the foundation of who I am. I am so sorry to have let you down. I love us. In early 2025, I fell into a four-month long manic episode of psychotic, paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life. As the situation became increasingly unsustainable, there were times I didn’t want to be here anymore. Having bipolar disorder is notable state of constant mental illness. When you go into a manic episode, you are ill at that point. When you are not in an episode, you are completely ‘normal’. And that’s when the wreckage from the illness hits the hardest. Hitting rock bottom a few months ago, my wife encouraged me to finally get help. I have found comfort in Reddit forums of all places. Different people speak of being in manic or depressive episodes of a similar nature. I read their stories and realized that I was not alone. It’s not just me who ruins their entire life once a year despite taking meds every day and being told by the so-called best doctors in the world that I am not bipolar, but merely experiencing “symptoms of autism.” My words as a leader in my community have global impact and influence. In my mania, I lost complete sight of that. As I find my new baseline and new center through an effective regime of medication, therapy, exercise, and clean living, I have newfound, much-needed clarity. I am pouring my energy into positive, meaningful art: music, clothing, design, and other new ideas to help the world. I’m not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home.” With love, Ye (via Walla Street Journal)
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I'm allegedly a comedian. My dumb ass assumed my stuff would always reach my followers on here, so I never made an email list. Finally did, five years too late, if you're interested. rachelmccartney.net/email-li…

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Ugh. "Please Join My Email List" looked fine on my website, but in that link preview thing, it looks like

ALT Jeb Sad GIF

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Yeah honestly as someone who is from Philly, fuck this sentiment. One, Minnesotans are holding it down in ways we all need to learn from and two, just cos we’re grumpy here doesn’t mean we can conquer state sponsored violence.
can people stop fucking saying this shit btw
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In retrospect, it was SO kind of us to invade Germany, get rid of their Nazis, and still let them be a country afterwards. A little recip would be nice!!
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"YOU'RE NOT YOUNG. I say this to help you" hurt my mid-30s feewings so I looked up the movie: -Cate Blanchett is just "NOT YOUNG" compared to the 15yo boy she's molesting -Judi Dench is only yelling it because she wants to fuck Cate Blanchett You're welcome. Merry Christmas
my 25 year old brother just made a 6 7 joke
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Ok I watched it. FANTASTIC direction and performances for the premise "evil lesbian preys upon innocent pedophile"
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