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1 Aug 2024
Thrilled to announce the launch of BEYOND THE BOOK, a new monthly online book club (led by me) featuring **live** interviews with bestselling authors & much more!
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five years ago in journalism, people would quote tweet layoff posts saying HIRE THIS PERSON THEY'RE SO TALENTED.
No one can even do this anymore because we know all these rich fucks have made it so there are no new jobs
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Feb 4
there are vanishingly few publications for young journalists to aspire to work at and it’s heartbreaking
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29 Dec 2025
Dare I say, (and it's controversial in some quarters), but Better Call Saul is a superior show to Breaking Bad
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30 Nov 2025
the concept of a random scene of a woman digging around a recycling dumpster in albuquerque being more vibrant and visually striking than jon m chu’s modern interpretation of one of the most colorful films ever made
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13 Nov 2025
This sketch has never stopped being relevant
13 Nov 2025
The concept of a child who recognizes Benny Safdie’s voice as Bowser Jr
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10 Nov 2025
every time vince gilligan talks about the dangers of ai an angels gets its wings #pluribus
'Pluribus' Creator Vince Gilligan Expands On Gen AI's "Detriment" To Human Creativity, Calls Guillermo Del Toro An "International Treasure" deadline.com/2025/11/vince-g…
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8 Nov 2025
Simple. They do not have a library of existing intellectual property that they can mine for easy nostalgia, and so their output actually needs to be good.
7 Nov 2025
New Vince Gilligan show is out, can’t wait to watch it, but it makes me think about how Apple has seemingly cornered the market on prestige sci-fi: PLURIBUS, SEVERANCE, FOR ALL MANKIND, FOUNDATION, THE SILO. I wonder if this somehow comes out of their tech roots.
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31 Oct 2025
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Katy Perry returning from space?
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28 Oct 2025
Hi all. I'm not going to be very active on here. I want to explain why.
A few months ago, my son started exhibiting severe OCD symptoms and tics out of the blue. We were terrified. After some tests, he was diagnosed with PANDAS, an autoimmune disease triggered by the strep virus.
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8 Sep 2025
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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16 Jul 2025
There are so many incredibly smart jokes on this show but there's one that is guaranteed to make me laugh every time
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2 Jul 2025
NO MEN IN SPORTS 🔥🔥🔥
Fuck you. No men in sports period. No such thing as transgender- it’s all brainwashing bullshit
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26 Jun 2025
Because their campaigns aren’t entirely built on the legacy of their last name
26 Jun 2025
What's the deal with highly successful Progressive campaigns funning on the candidates' first name rather than their last?
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23 Jun 2025
23 Jun 2025
Diddy Defense May Invoke Iran Conflict in Closing Argument — TMZ
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19 Jun 2025
all amy poehler has to do is submit this for your consideration and the award is hers
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20 May 2025
Not the point but I thought this was Jane Wickline
19 May 2025
unhinged!!
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18 May 2025
Ariana Needs to understand the power of being a brunette with curly hair. They want you to dye it blonde. They want you to get the keratin treatment. But when you on the beach and the tendrils sway you will feel power of the Julias. Louis dreyfus and Roberts that is
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