Happy birthday to Dion Dublin, seen here getting schooled by Mark Chapman.

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝'𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 😱 A few days late for April Fools but still... Get yourself someone whose eyes light up when they talk about you the way that Jimmy talks about pranks! @CYAFOfficial | @jimmybullard

If you’re cheering NATO rupture, you’re cheering American decline.

Just a reminder that Iran’s new supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei has lost the following people in this war: - His father: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (killed in the opening strikes). - His mother: (Mentioned in multiple sources as killed in the same or related strikes). - His wife: Zahra Haddad Adel (or Zahra Adel; explicitly confirmed killed in the strike alongside Ali Khamenei). - His son: (At least one son reported killed; some accounts specify a grandson of Ali Khamenei as Mojtaba's child). - His sister: (e.g., Hoda Khamenei or similar; reported in family casualty lists). - His brother-in-law: (Husband of his sister, killed in the strikes). - Other relatives: Including a niece and/or nephew (grandchildren of Ali Khamenei via Mojtaba's siblings). I wouldn’t bet on him easing attacks anytime soon…

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Edinburgh is rising. Good to see a few union jacks in there too 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The sentiment, but these things will only get bigger! Friday pm, be there.

"I'm here to get changed not watch this F**KING C**P" Northern Irish lad KICKS OFF with two Muslims praying in the changing room We are being colonised We have to reverse this

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