disaster bi (self-taught), always thinking about fictional characters

Joined August 2015
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Alright, 2026 reads here we go:
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Going through my fyp and muting or blocking every non-moot who doesn't agree with my opinions on my stories. Yes, disagreeing opinions can be great and lead deep conversation. Criticism is good and important. But twitter is a shitty place for these discussions, so peace it is. 😌
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Just rewatched the first few episodes of 'Tales from the Crypt,' and man, I'd forgotten how much I loved this show, and also how being obsessed with it as a kid really probably had a big influence on why I am the way I am today, especially my love of bad puns.
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Everyone keeps cancelling on my Sunday dinner plans. I'm going to be left with an 9lb. lasagna to eat by myself.
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interview with the vampire would take the crown for dumbest fandom of all time if it weren't for the house of the dragon fandom. both groups don't understand why anything happens, can't make thematic connections, and are bewildered/enraged by the concept of character interiority.
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You could say they really D'Cooked with this post
ONE WEEK.
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Seeing so many unexpected champions in varying sports this past year has done so much. Seeing first hand how much IU's football win meant to my community, my neighbors, seeing the joy at the Arsenal and Knicks' wins...it's heartwarming. This is communal joy. It's beautiful.
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I think my biggest issue with AMC's approach to the Immortal Universeis that they suck at adapting the Talamasca. In IWtV/TVL, it's not egregious, just pointless. Remove them and you lose nothing. But with Mayfair Witches, the poor handling of them has mangled the whole series.
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(And we don't talk about the standalone show. The less said about that, the better.)
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Oh shit, that's Patrick from Schitt's Creek?!?
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy
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I'm sorry, if you're calling TVL "low budget" or claiming it's not as high quality as IWtV, I cannot any other opinions you have on media seriously.
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Add some mustard and pickle to this and I would devour it.
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Alright, now it's to finally jump in The Vampire Lestat!
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Oh I LOVE this intro. Perfect vibe
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The Cuntessa is the only way I would like to be addressed from now on.
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Finished the season finale of 'Widow's Bay' and it really such a well done show. I am really excited about s2. Apple TV, man they've been so intentional about their original content and it's paid off because they really are one of best now.
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This is a sentence you simply are not going to find anywhere else
The pearl clutching over the HelloFresh anal sex ad is probably the funniest thing to happen this week
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My half birthday is coming up. I would like to go along side my Caesar pencil holder, please.
Julius Caesar knife block.
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Anthony Bourdain wrote about this. This was his pitch for Parts Unknown. Trust me, read the whole thing.
So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome. It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.
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