Joined October 2021
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Giving a trout out to @toys_retro.
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Congratulations @Walmart on convincing me NOT to buy something online. You want to put THAT many hoops to jump through just to purchase one item. No. Not going to do it. You do not get the sale.
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Thanks @KwikTrip for the food poisoning. Won't ever be eating a fish sandwich again.
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Note when buying second hand, use your nose.
Might save yourself some serious cleaning time to get that smoke smell out.
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Okay, we don't need EVERYBODY... just enough costumes for the people gathered around the landing site.
Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁
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Quote of the Day : "Right now, Chuck Norris is sending US thoughts and prayers."
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<sees there are several videos about
#Starbucks closing stores that had union strikes>
Well now, time to make coffee and watch some videos.
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Work Quote of the Day :
"How are you holding up?"
"I ran out of energy 30 minutes ago. I am continuing purely on spite."
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I hadn't intended to level up my forklift skill today, but work decided otherwise.
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Quote of the Day : "The bombings will continue until freedom improves."
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Quote of the Day : "You know what nepotism comes from? I don't remember the Latin term, so me neither."
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Logically speaking.
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Internet Quote of the Day : "Sometimes the universe just hands us a gift. Sometimes that gift is a dad joke....actually, oftentimes that gift is a dad joke."
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Anti ICE activists develop new strategy… youtube.com/shorts/8Ha2eL4hK… via @YouTube
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Quote of the Day : "NYC is so far Democrat they can't even blame a Republican for this disaster."
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Work Quote of the Day : "Why is there a duck? Is there supposed to be a duck? ... There is supposed to be a duck."
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Quote of the Day : Just remember, when someone says "What would the Founding Fathers do?" - showing up at 1 in the morning on a Holiday to kick your ass is a genuine possibility.
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21 Dec 2025
"...bitch slapped the enemy's coastline with an entire car dealership in the amount of time it takes you to watch a TV show."
youtube.com/watch?v=3oJSRAFk…
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19 Dec 2025
Not sure what trouble he is getting into. Let's find out:
19 Dec 2025
Let's Get In Trouble - Monkey in the Morning youtube.com/live/aYjbnaPIYao… via @YouTube
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