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This is her, "he's got that damn camera again" face.
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Ranting Monkey retweeted
T-minus 2 hours! Come talk Obsession with us!
TONIGHT! I am so honored & excited to say I’m be talking to @JB_JeffBarker, award-winning screenwriter, script consultant of Obsession, and father of writer/director Curry Barker! You don’t want to miss it! 🔥 🔗⬇️
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Helpful hint for the WNBA: Reminding people of how inferior the WNBA is to the NBA after such an exciting NBA final is a bad idea. Give it a month, let people miss basketball, and then try to hype.
Liberty take down Mystics to punch Commissioner's Cup championship ticket in good WNBA Finals omen trib.al/oTpcgHe
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LMAO, brutal.
The San Antonio Spurs anytime they find themselves with an enormous lead
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LMAO
dude skipped head day
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Ranting Monkey retweeted
Really amazing that all it took was a basketball game for all of New York City to forget that there is a genocide happening in Gaza 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
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That's an unfortunate face he's making.
Josh Hart was born to be a Knick - and now he's a New York legend, too trib.al/XZw4XKv
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Why are lefties so bad at analogy?
I hate it when the Browns are ahead at halftime but then flatline and lose in the fourth quarter. The game should keep going until the Browns are ahead.
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Unfortunately, this has become normalized with sports.
This is pathetic. Knicks fans finally get the title after 50 years and immediately riot, assauIting Spurs fans and police vehicles on 9th Ave. What kind of people burn down their own city after getting a win?
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All you need to do is watch the last 5 minutes of game 4 so see the Knicks just wanted it more.
Finally! Knicks win first NBA championship in 53 years to cap playoff run for the ages trib.al/xP7aJId
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Feeling moderately better. So, what'd I miss?
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I'm confused. To get Destiny 3, which is what people want, people need to play Marathon which isn't designed to do Destiny numbers? Read what ya said over and over until you get how dumb it is.
Replying to @totithoth
Half the community is going to hate me for saying this, but the only way to keep Bungie alive right now is to support Marathon. People keep comparing Marathon numbers to Destiny and frankly, that's ignorant. Marathon was never designed to do Bungie numbers. The conversations about that were very upfront early. It's more aligned with Tarkov than Destiny. Completely different target markets that just so happen to have a wide intersection with Destiny target markets since it uniquely has so many.
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Imagine if you had a personality based on anything other than blind irrational hate.
Imagine if Elon Musk did something to benefit others with his trillion.
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Watching @billmaher's final new rule about @grahamformaine where he tells us to get used to it. He says we're always electing imperfect people. NOT ONES WITH A LITERAL SS TATTOO, you stupid shit. Of all the bad politicians in my lifetime, none were elected to the US Senate with a nazi tat. Stop trying to downplay this.
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The guy who saved pictures of himself smoking crack thinks we're all like him.
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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Man, lefties are real mad about this trillionaire thing.
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Your argument is literally just "he has money, we should take it." That's called theft, ya old commie bat.
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.
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Congress should have to wear body cams
I like this idea. 💡
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Ranting Monkey retweeted
Hollywood really fucked this woman’s head up
Trans actress Elliot Page explains how she feels ‘healthy masculinity.’ “Healthy masculinity to me is…like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you’ve put on yourself to like shut down.”
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Hey douchebag, when the founders gave us the second amendment, what guns did they own and which guns were the military using?
As a gun owner and Army veteran, I know military-style weapons don't belong in our communities. That's why I spent the last seven years fighting to pass Virginia's Assault Weapons Ban. This law will save lives and make our families and communities safer.
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Ranting Monkey retweeted
Fucking priceless 🤣😂
Luckily these non-binary pride shirts are available in two types…
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