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I shouldn't be surprised that the cat whose sin biscuits I've had to interrupt every night for months is now grabbing my butt and ignoring my objections π
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Anyone who believes cars don't have sentience hasn't tried to start this one... *Eventually* it'll power on the ECM. Or it'll do it first time every time on sunny days.
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We are lying on the hardwood floor and I'm entirely convinced he thinks I'm the one that dying.
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Guy on the left doesn't call them "bitches".
Bodybuilders get so mad when you tell them the guy on the left pulls more bitches than the guy on the right
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RT @arianajasmine__: They didnβt want Zohran Mamdani to win because once people see a politician who isnβt bought by corporations, does hisβ¦
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Both "seasons in the sun" and "the show must go on" have been stuck in my head, back and forth for two days now. I guess that might be *a little* overdramatic.
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The vet clinic has been given the plan. Told that any staff who have formed a bond with Spot will be welcome to join us on Monday. This still feels incredibly wrong, like this isn't something one should schedule. But regardless.
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Bit of a suboptimal morning, but he seems comfortable right now. As much as he can be anyway. The first human arrives on Monday.
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Me: *deep sigh*
Cat: *supportively puts arm on my chest*
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Who's caring for who at this point?
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All the yanks losing their shit that everyone's fuckin plastered...
Like, yeah. They're French. They invented wine drunk. And their healthcare system works so they could do this every day and still live longer than you.
Jun 14
Julie Depardieu et Philippe Katerine posent avec leurs 2 fils Billy et Alfred au festival de Monte Carlo
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I know everyone talks about how Asian genes are all "child, teenager, teenager, old"... But watching some fairly well known engineering YouTubers go "early 30s, whoops, 60s" really drives home how sudden aging is.
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Idk man, making sin biscuits while standing on top of my human probably wouldn't be on my list of priorities for my last few days but whatever ππ€¦ββοΈ
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The world should, with few exceptions, be run by folks who aren't terminally ill.
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i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?
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He works very hard, other moment I pick up my phone, to make sure that not a single one of his shaved spots is on camera. Which by this point is a hell of an achievement.
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(half his belly, his chest, part of his neck, and the bottom of his right arm are all shaved from the vet... Notice how you can't see any of them!)
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This weather is out there. The earth seems to be angry. We haven't had power in four hours.
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