Political memes & satire | Bullish on crypto | Bearish on the UK (until Restore occupy 10 Downing St) | Formerly @TriballyGames @KPMG
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Jun 10
For those of you who lean to the left, I'm curious:
At what point do you say enough is enough?
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As the official birthday of HM King Charles III aligns with the FIFA World Cup, I think it's time we held this debate.
We should switch the official National Anthem of the England Football team from “God Save The Kingˮ to “Jerusalemˮ ♻️🇬🇧
The Labour Party wishes His Majesty The King a very happy official birthday.
ALT A graphic with an image of HM King Charles III, whose official birthday is marked on Saturday, 13 June. Overlaid text reads: Happy Birthday HM King Charles III, from all of us at the Labour Party.
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‣ not one victim will be fully compensated
‣ some will get part payments at ~ £1/week, taken from his benefits which are ofc funded by the victims taxes
‣ 100% of people in the area will see car home insurance increase next time they renew
‣ he'll do it again
DIVERSITY
🚨NEWS: An illegal migrant has been arrested after wrecking an entire street of cars in Birmingham
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The left:
🤚 Stop
🚫 Don't touch me there
🔳 This is my never square
📸 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃
Guests of the left:
Jun 12
Das ist die Bestie – dieser 30-jährige afghanische Migrant, der heute in Brierfield bei Burnley einer 17-jährigen Britin von hinten ein Messer in den Hals gerammt hat. Das Mädchen kämpft immer noch um ihr Leben, liegt in kritischem Zustand im Krankenhaus.
Es hört einfach nicht mehr auf😢
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BREAKING: Thousands of bots have arrived in Makerfield to campaign for Rebecca Shepherd. #RestoreBritain 🇬🇧
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Jun 12
@OptaJoe what's the process for correcting mistakes in your data? Specifically, Raul Jimenez 2 shots on target in the 1st half of Mexico vs South Africa.
Sky Bet are blaming you for their failure to correctly settle that bet.
Proof of 2 1st half SoT:
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Jun 9
aaaand another one
x.com/RareAxies/status/20643…
Jun 9
Akhmed Yakoob (Pakistani Muslim)
> yells “Black Mother F*ckerˮ and “Racist B*stard" in the face of a black Policeman, in 4k.
> no punishment
David Lockett (white man)
> allegedly heard yelling "dirty Muslim" during a protest following Southport attacks
> 20 months in jail
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Things you can expect when visiting the United Kingdom:
🗡️ randomly being stabbed in the neck
🍆 being raped (esp. if you're a vulnerable child)
💥 vandalism of anything nice
🗑️ litter everywhere
💩 shit in the street
Often shortened to “Diversity is our strengthˮ 🤥
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When I'm away from public spaces and don't need to think about being stabbed in the neck by one of Keir's undocumented fighting age men, I do occasionally stop and appreciate how beautiful England can be 🏴🌤️🌲
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Jun 10
For those of you who lean to the left, I'm curious:
At what point do you say enough is enough?
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Another day, another migrant stabs an unsuspecting victim in the neck 🔪
Again, I will ask those of you who lean left:
At what point do you say enough is enough? 🤔
All you seem to care about is Elon Musk having a trillion dollars whilst you pick up Universal Credit 🤷♂️
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Jun 13
Racist and Islamophobic:
Observing the men who groomed and subsequently raped white British girls, nationwide and over a 10 year period, are Pakistani Muslim.
Not Racist:
Pakistani Muslim men grooming and raping white British girls.
Thank-you for attending this TED Talk 🇬🇧
Fifteen men have been sentenced to a combined total of 188 years in prison for their involvement in the rape and sexual abuse of a child in Bradford.
The sentences are listed below:
• Hannan Miah was sentenced to 12 years for four counts of rape.
• Asif Budhia was sentenced to 13 years for four counts of rape.
• Abdul Basith was sentenced to 13 and a half years for four counts of rape and one count of conspiracy to rape.
• Burhan Uddin Ali was sentenced to 13 and a half years for four counts of rape.
• Muhammad Yasir was sentenced to 10 years for rape.
• Mohammed Nadeem Ali was sentenced to 13 years for four counts of rape.
• Jameel Ahmed, 35, was sentenced to eight years for four counts of rape.
• Amjad Hussain, 39, was sentenced to 10 years and five months for five counts of rape.
• Ashfaq Ahmed was sentenced to 12 years for two counts of rape.
• Aftab Ahmed was sentenced to 11 years for three counts of rape.
• Anwar Aziz was sentenced to 15 years for 14 counts of rape.
• Yousaf Bhatti was sentenced to 17 years for eight counts of rape.
• Faisal Rashid was sentenced to 15 years for 10 counts of rape.
• Omar Taj was sentenced to 15 years for 12 counts of rape.
• Shahinul Haq was sentenced to 10 years for rape.
Bring back the death penalty.
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Jun 12
The man who said “there are too many white people in Scotlandˮ instantly plays the victim card when those same white people do something about the all of the stabbing and the raping.
Now I'm no doctor, but this feels like something a massive c*nt would do.
Jun 11
I feel sick.
In 2026 people's houses are being set on fire due to their colour of skin.
When a minority commits a crime every ethnic minority has to now brace themselves for revenge.
We need to mobilise against politicians who seek to turn communities against one another.
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Some might call this two tier justice
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PC Hassnain Shahzad
• Jun 23 - joins The Met
• Aug 23 - sexually assaults a 14 year old girl, twice
• Jan 25 - found guilty by Jury gets no jail time
• Feb 25 - fired from The Met
Connor Bishop
• Jun 25 - throws a traffic cone
• Jun 25 - remanded
• Jun 25 - starts 3-5 year jail term
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Jun 10
What about my right to not be blown up at a concert or beheaded in broad daylight?
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Jun 12
If any bookmaker will take bets on UK based Mosques being packed to the rafters with guns and ammunition, please provide your details so that I may wire you all of my money.
Thank-you in advance 🕌🔫
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Jun 11
Whenever I see Rachel Reeves trending, I try to guess the headline before I click on What's happening.
Tonight I'm torn between a couple:
> we all just got poorer for some taxation related reason
> all goods and services are now more expensive than they were yesterday
wdyt?
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Apr 13
Who will join me in congratulating Jack Dart?
This modern hero raised over £2,500 to support the legal fees of 29 Muslim men, who took turns raping a defenceless 13 year old girl.
He should be given a Knighthood, with haste.
Make it happen, Keir!
Apr 13
29 Muslim men have been convicted of raping a single 13 year old girl in West Yorkshire
29 Men on one little girl
These people are barbarians, savages, vile.
How many more little girls need to suffer before we admit these people don't belong in our country?
DEPORT THEM ALL
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