Star Wars: Zero Company looks amazing but Luco Bronc is giving Johnny Depp as Gellert Grindelwald.

In case you didn't watch sports today: 🏀>KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS ⚽>Messi's hamstring injury was diagnosed as muscle fatigue — He's good for the World Cup. 🏒>Hurricanes beat Canadiens 3-2 in OT. Hurricanes up 3-2 in ECF 🏀>Nottm Forest owner got into a big ass fight at the EuroLeague basketball final with the Greek PM's nephew. ⚽>Spain named their World Cup squad with zero Real Madrid players — first time that's ever happened. -Barcelona got 8 players. ⚽>The Bank of Scotland put Scott McTominay's overhead kick on a £20 banknote. ⚾>3 Astros pitchers combined to no-hit the Rangers in a 9-0 win. 🏀>Pacôme Dadiet scored more Eastern Conference Finals points tonight than Embiid has in his entire career ⚽️>Premier League reviewed and confirmed the own goal Bruno Fernandes was wrongfully given an assist for will stand as an assist for Bruno. ⚽>Nuno Espírito Santo is expected to be sacked by West Ham after their relegation. 🎾>Arthur Géa begged the umpire for an emergency bathroom break mid-match at the French Open, warning he was about to go right there on the court. I literally only post 0-1 times per day and it's just these recaps (follow me, pookie)

Matthew B. Roberts is a literal terrorist.

I wonder if, when he wrote Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio ever imagined it would be playing on a Sunday morning at @Kohls.

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The MCU is 18 years old, we've had sagas and series after series, and still no Nova. Booooo.

Favorite wrestler and favorite baseball player in the same week is rough. 💔

Just thinking about how @salesforce very quickly and quietly removing Andy Byron from the @Dreamforce lineup means there was probably some emergency meeting there this morning because of a 15-second clip from a Coldplay concert.

I wish I could get paid a lot of money to make things worse for no reason, like the design team at @Spotify who decided removing songs from your queue was an unnecessary feature.

And here I was afraid I wouldn't leave behind a legacy. 🏄🥋

Still bored at work lol

The irony of my Cox internet dropping while writing up an official FCC complaint against their terrible service is both brilliant and infuriating.

Also fuck @panerabread and their "Rapid Pick-Up" that says 5-10 minutes until you get to the very last click, turns it into 30 minutes, then adds three more on just for good measure once you check out.

Every day of my life is made a little worse by @CoxComm and the personal hell that is dealing with @CoxHelp and their technicians makes me regret purchasing my new home. I yearn for the day I have a viable alternative. I cannot understate the fury with which I hate this company.

God the @BetMGM app is such trash

Jim Johnston deserves a lifetime achievement Grammy and his own wing in the WWE Hall of Famer.

Once again. Burn in hell.

You know what? Yes. Sometimes I very much *do* have to let it linger.

Guessing @RobinhoodApp probably planned this push notification before the news about Brian Thompson / United Healthcare but OOF. Read the room guys.

First #PaulTyson was fixed, now the @NWSL #NWSLChampionship was fixed, somehow @WWE #SurvivorSeries #WarGames next weekend is going to be the most legitimate sporting event of the month.