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Dwigt Rortugal @Rauer_2

hijinks, tomfoolery, mischief & shenanigans

Joined May 2019
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Meat Grater@RulerOfFood
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Replying to @LukeMiani @NebsGoodTakes
The government in medieval terms :
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Luke Miani
@LukeMiani
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> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program > screwworm outbreak almost immediately > $1B to combat it Government efficiency
FactPost
@factpostnews
Jun 15
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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brandon*
@brndxix
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you can tell that he hates constantly being surrounded by stupid chuds, but has to accept it because it’s his fault
TMZ
@TMZ
Jun 15
Shane Gillis tells @hicharliecotton he didn't love Josh Hokit calling Michelle Obama a "man"
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Dan Thomas@DanThomasESPN
21h
Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.
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Fesshole🧻
@fesshole
Jun 15
My local boozer does an 'any pint plus side of chicken wings while there's football on' deal. I am progressively pushing the boundaries of esoteric matches they'll put on for the deal. "Can you put on Waterford v Drogheda please? And I'll have a Landlord and some wings..."
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cav empty@cavempty_
Jun 12
it’s always fun when my life has surreal elements and heavy use of symbolism
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Andy@AJmcvy2
Jun 14
This boy set up at station where all the school buses parked for the game. Must have cooked and served 1000 hot dogs. Didn't want a penny. Must have gave out 1000 cold beers as well. Wouldn't accept a penny. I believe his name is Brian. Hero @TartanArmyGroup #scotland #boston
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Patrick #bIm@patrickdiomedes
Jun 14
Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever
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🪼.@hoeswilinbro
Jun 12
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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Rodger Sherman@rodger
Jun 14
Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals
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Cookie Monster
@MeCookieMonster
Jun 14
Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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jordan
@JordanUhl
Jun 14
163 days between Zohran Mamdani taking office and the Knicks winning the finals. Damn he works quick.
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LEBOM App
@LebomApp
Jun 13
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Don@Donwillioni
Jun 13
About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’ I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton #worldcup
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jack@jack_utft
Jun 13
Replying to @bodkin2005
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Christ they acc got the group of death twice
B/R Football
@brfootball
Jun 12
Canada earn their first-ever point at the men's World Cup after a 1-1 draw vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇨🇦
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Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn
Jun 13
Sentenced and imprisoned on grounds of “terrorism” that no jury ever convicted them of. Meanwhile, the British government continues to aid and abet the greatest crime of our time. A historic miscarriage of justice — and a truly dark day for civil liberties in this country.
Declassified UK
@declassifiedUK
Jun 12
🚨BREAKING -- The Palestine Action defendants have been sentenced for a combined total of more than 25 years. Charlotte Head - 6 years Leona Kamio - 6 years Fatema Zainab - 5 years and 8 months Samuel Corner - 8 years and 8 months
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EMG Max Ketchum@MaxKetchum_
Jun 10
My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion
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kang@jaycaspiankang
Jun 12
Legit teared up watching this
Roberto Haz
@tudimebeto
Jun 12
Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA. Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.
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jbolina jolie@pastapilled
Jun 11
deleting pics of lovers but never of that doner I had in Berlin 3 years ago
Moira Donegan@MoiraDonegan
Jun 9
There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Gayest Tone@gayest_tone
Jun 10
There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either “US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus” or “59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”
Dean Ammi
@AlgerianFooty
Jun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸 The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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