Parody, satire, pun 🙌🏻
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30 Jun 2022
कुछ तो बात थी उस शख्स में,
जिसने कुर्सी तक नहीं देखी वापस मुड़ कर।
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Jun 4
आकांक्षा डॉक्टर बनकर देश और समाज की सेवा करना चाहती थी। आकांक्षा के पिता किसान हैं। बेटी के डॉक्टर बनने के सपने के लिए किसान क्रेडिट कार्ड पर ₹3 लाख का कर्ज़ लिया। और नागपुर में खुद कुक की नौकरी कर ली, ताकि बेटी वहाँ coaching कर सके।
एक पिता ने जो कर सकता था, सब किया।
फिर NEET पेपर लीक हुआ। परीक्षा रद्द हुई। उस अनिश्चितता में आकांक्षा हमें छोड़ कर चली गई।
आकांक्षा की मौत आत्महत्या नहीं - मोदी जी की एक भ्रष्ट, टूटी हुई व्यवस्था की देन है।
और धर्मेंद्र प्रधान जी? आज भी कुर्सी पर हैं।
फिर वही कमेटी। वही ट्रांसफर। वही जाँच। न सुधार, न न्याय।
मोदी जी, कुर्सी स्थायी नहीं होती - आती-जाती रहती है। लेकिन आपने 12 वर्षों में शिक्षा व्यवस्था को जिस हद तक बर्बाद किया है, उसकी कीमत भारत की एक पूरी युवा पीढ़ी चुका रही है।
'Don't Have Courage To Take Exam Again': NEET Aspirant Dies By Suicide ndtv.com/india-news/neet-pap…
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 30
तुम अपना इंट्रोडक्शन क्यों दे रही हो, सबको पता है 🤣
May 30
Shut up, bitch.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Never, ever, claimed to be a journalist. I was always just a mere news professional. Journalists are much higher than me. You, however, are a dalaal.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 23
IYC’s New Anthem Just Dropped 🎬🎵
Tum Apna Mahal Bacha Lo…
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 22
What if that phraand is the biggest liar fooling a Nation #justasking
Not cool.
You can dislike a Prime Minister, disagree with a government, protest, debate and vote differently. That’s democracy.
But reducing the office of India’s Prime Minister, the man, the office, and what he represents abroad, to a joke on foreign soil -doesn’t feel like the right thing or dissent - to me.
It diminishes him, the institution, and ultimately, us.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Dharmendra Pradhan must resign!
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Lag to raha hain kal subah tak cockroach party 10M followers cross kar dega 😀 @CJP_2029
New Genz era started😎😎
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 20
BJP बनाम CJP
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 18
Ok. So roads won’t be blocked for kanwar yatris too since they are for traffic and citizens in need?
May 18
#BREAKING
UP CM YOGI SAYS NO NAMAZ ON ROADS
CM Yogi Adityanath at Lucknow event: "Street prayers do not happen in UP. Roads are for traffic and citizens in need..not worship. Offer prayers in designated places. If capacity is insufficient, manage in shifts. If you cannot manage your population, then you must control. Government rules apply equally to all. Comply pe acefully or face consequences"
References Bareilly enforcement as an example of state resolve
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
May 11
My brother from Germany reached out to me for medical help, and I need your support.
A 6-year-old girl in Hamburg is battling Williams Beuren Syndrome.
She requires heart surgery every three months. Since the condition is extremely rare (around 1 in millions), doctors in Germany have very limited experience treating it.
Indian specialists reportedly have far greater expertise with this condition.
Please recommend good hospitals and doctors in India for this.
Any contacts, leads, or suggestions would be deeply appreciated. 🙏
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Apr 27
It is not the fault of jail officers. It is the PM who is giving such illegal orders. Wo galti se PM ban gaye. Unko thanedar hona chahiye tha.
Apr 27
So the case was false and deliberate attempt to frame an elected leader and jailed him for months.
But no accountability of those officers who carried out this act!!! Law is not same for all.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Apr 24
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isai,
Apas mein rahenge Bhai Bhai .
#BhawaniporeForDidi! #JoyBangla 🙏❤️💫
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Apr 12
बंगाल में बंगाली ही बोली जाएगी,
और ये बात हिंदी में समझाई जाएगी।
Apr 12
बंगाल में बंगाली ही बोली जाएगी,
ये कठमुल्लापन की संस्कृति यहां नहीं चलने दी जाएगी...
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Apr 7
The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.
This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.
Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.
We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
The President of the United States is a madman.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Mar 31
दौर बदलने पर हिसाब तुम भी चुकाओगे,
ज़ुल्म इतना ही करना जितना सह पाओगे।
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उनके tweets से जितना हो सके दूर रहो… क्या पता उन्हें कोई बड़ा पद मिल जाए, लेकिन तुम ज़िंदगी भर कोर्ट के दरवाज़े पर खटखटाते रहोगे!!
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Mar 26
Don’t engage with that tweet / post if you have a family or responsibilities to take care of or X is your business place. No one will come and help you. Be wise.
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Sanjay Raut ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ retweeted
Mar 25
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran rejects ceasefire proposal by the United States, says it will not negotiate with a party that violated agreements.
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