He’s the albatross. He is here to destroy you.

Joined April 2009
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Why do soccer players take the ball and run with it after they score?
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Apple not having a “hide notifications containing this word” function is criminal. Hurry up and add it! 😂
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Fine as all hell
Jürgen Locadia, player from Curaçao, via Instagram. 📸 jurgenlocadia
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Top tier goalkeeping from Cabo Verde wowowowowow
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Mainly racist uneducated and under-educated white people, but you know that.
“Michelle Obama is a man. Am I right America?” Who does this appeal to?
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Bingo.
Replying to @jedigoodman
"I hate this nonsense" -Guy that regularly and intentionally surrounds himself with this nonsense
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We need to have real discussions about this “timed out” business
Every passenger on @united 404 from Houston to Newark will think twice about using that airline again. Delayed , diverted , reboarded, then pilot says shift ‘ timed out’ as about to take off from Dulles. Still there 5 hours later. No hotel offer.
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To all you dickriding lames at the White House: x.com/SI_MMA/status/10048284…

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And then here goes captain of the dance time, ready to kiss ass
Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
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UFC. Dana White. Bud Light. Joe Rogan. The fucking White House. The president. All complicit and directly responsible and in support of this bullshit.
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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And fuck that big ass coon bastard Cormier too.
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Focus on the non-African countries. We got this, asshole.
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Needed a palette cleanser after Germany put belt to ass
Netherlands and Japan draw 2–2 in the FIFA World Cup group stage.
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Sir, you’re at a motel…
As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this… But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸 IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩 #worldcup
Community note
This shows a complimentary hotel breakfast buffet, not representative of traditional American breakfasts which feature made-to-order eggs, bacon or sausage, toast, and potatoes at diners and restaurants. godsavethepoints.com/hotel-breakfas… travel.stackexchange.com/questions/9865… cafeamericano.com/newsroom/conti…
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It’s 6-1, Bffr 😂
Curacao, ranked 82nd in the world, have Germany, ranked 10th, on the ropes... but let's stop for a "hydration break" in an air-conditioned stadium. What an absolute farce.
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To the people that leave their homes four and five times a day- where do yall be going? Where do yall be going? Can everything not be done in one trip?
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7am and I’m craving wingstop 😒
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Gooood morning everyone!
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Sometimes you have to choose peace in a militant way when folks don’t get the damn point 😂
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