I play WII Bowling with seniors all day. Life is good in the retirement home.

Joined January 2012
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@RCLeanderApollo @Nobledrive Yet somehow Raab is higher on the card. Seems like if I win I'll be looking for somewhere to go.
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Interesting conversation with @SallyTalfourd and no @DaRealJH, 'conversation' is not a euphemism for "we did it."
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So it sounds like @CSCKane has a title shot for S&C ... and yet somehow it's all my friends that are talentless. #HatinOnMyClique
Flying to Birmingham ... anyone know anything decent out of Alabama other than the Crimson tide?
Also, to debunk the rumors @DaRealJH didn't have something to do with Justin and Selena breaking up ... he had everything to do with it.
Sure to be the last celebrity to join twitter @DaRealJH is now live ... our mail box is also filled with panties from VS. #ChristmasPresents
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#ShitJamesSays: Knuckles is like the fat kid on the worst team, the dark match title is his participation ribbon.
#ShitJamesSays: Is it too early to make a Gilbert Arenas joke?
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I heard Riley Sheahan said he was pulling an @SoulofPhillyAPW ... the tele-tubby costume now makes sense.
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Also, for anyone asking where I was last Thursday on Overdrive. I have no comment ... other than ask @SallyTalfourd. Sorry @Nobledrive.
Surrounded by retards ... and for once I'm not taking the piss out of James.
Seven years of the same boring shit. What's there to celebrate? #Shithole
Chris Hart retweeted
Replying to @Giancarlo818
@Giancarlo818 you can always come play for the Nats! We will take you anytime! Get some red, white, and blue in your life!
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@24KaratsOfGrey ... Future superstar in the making after his Meltdown performance #No-show
This tweet goes out to all the Forest Rangers mother fuckers!
Chris Hart retweeted
4 Nov 2012
Replying to @CoryBooker
@CoryBooker I will donate $5 to @redcross Sandy Disaster Fund for each new Follow (up to $10k). Please Retweet to your followers!
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I wonder if #NationalTextYourExDay applies to companies as well? If so Jiffy's phone's been buzzing all day. #Shithole
Poor James, his thumbs are killing him from texting all day for #NationalTextYourExDay.
#ShitJamesSays: Young Mannie was the biggest joke at #ONIH until @Stefan_Raab_APW got on the air. #99ProblemsAndRaabIsOne
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