Skittish TV writer whose favorite pastime is avoiding fun.
Joined February 2011
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David Wright retweeted
Feb 11
Rep. Nadler: How many of Epstein's co-conspirators have you indicted?
Bondi: *avoids question*
Nadler: The answer to my question is 0
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David Wright retweeted
Noem is a damn liar. WE HAVE THE VIDEO.
A woman was murdered in cold blood by her government.
This isn’t safety; it’s intentional terrorizing of our communities.
Noem on Minnesota: It was an act of domestic terrorism. I.C.E. Officers got stuck in the snow. They were attempting to push out their vehicle, and a woman attacked them, and those surrounding them, and attempted to run them over.
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David Wright retweeted
Jan 7
MAGA and Donald Trump want Americans to literally reject the evidence of their eyes and ears.
The way they shamelessly lie to us should infuriate everyone, including their voters.
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David Wright retweeted
Jan 5
As Trump uses violence abroad and turns America into a global pariah, he’s also threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act at home to give himself dictatorial powers
Jan 5
Q: You pulled the National Guard out of Portland--
TRUMP: We did. And do you know that Portland, we got it down to almost no crime? We're allowed to go back in, but we'll go back in when the crime starts. We may use the Insurrection Act
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David Wright retweeted
Jan 5
Rubio is a dolt. How was he not prepared for the most obvious question? Embarrassing.
Jan 4
STEPHANOPOULOS: Trump said the US is going to 'run Venezuela.' Under what legal authority?
RUBIO: We want a better future for the people of Venezuela
STEPHANOPOULOS: I'll ask again -- what is the legal authority?
RUBIO: We have court orders
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David Wright retweeted
12 Nov 2025
You can read the emails yourself:
Trump is in the files.
He "knew about the girls."
He spent time with the victims.
He was involved in the coverup.
He was "the dog that hasn't barked."
The government can no longer be complicit in this coverup. Release the files.
12 Nov 2025
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
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5 Jun 2025
Happy birthday, Laura! *Please don’t sew me in a bear carcass 🐻
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David Wright retweeted
2 May 2025
ARTIE IS HOME! The beloved South Philly cat was returned to ACCT Philly last night and is now home with his owners, nearly one week after an alleged kidnapping that captured the attention of local Facebook groups. cbsnews.com/philadelphia/new…
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David Wright retweeted
3 Apr 2025
“But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”
“Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of you taking advantage of hard working American patriots”
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David Wright retweeted
10 Mar 2025
Traitor?
Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us safe, maybe you should leave it to those of us who do.
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David Wright retweeted
4 Mar 2025
THIS IS WHAT LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE...
That’s a shame. If your Republican representative won’t meet with you because their agenda is so unpopular, maybe a Democrat will.
Hell, maybe I will. If your congressman refuses to meet, I’ll come host an event in their district to help local Democrats beat ‘em.
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11 Jan 2025
Coming from the direction of the fire. A friend found info that points to explosives used to create a new fire line 🤷♂️
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11 Dec 2024
Don’t drop the buoy this holiday and gift a Cameo to the Survivor fan in your life.
v.cameo.com/e/wN1twuGffPb
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15 Nov 2024
Hey Jake Paul, pro tip: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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15 Nov 2024
For those interested, I’m also in the blue place 🦋
bsky.app/profile/realdavewri…
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15 Nov 2024
RT @MuellerSheWrote: So they’re NOT for transparency? I thought that was their whole thing
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David Wright retweeted
9 Nov 2024
Amazing idea to break up an alliance that has kept the West safe for 80 years after two World Wars, and fulfill Putin’s lifelong dream, because the EU is being mean to Elon.
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6 Nov 2024
On the plus side, this is the first day I’ve been glad my mom’s dead.
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Folks, if you’re in line to vote, stay in line.
Electing @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz is that important. I mean it.
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