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17 Mar 2020
When society is flooded with crime an unarmed populace will submit to the rule of law all their natural rights in the pursuit of safety regardless of the long term consequences. This is how protection rackets operate and it’s coming to a city near you.
We’re calling for an immediate moratorium on NYPD arrests. “We are in the midst of a pandemic and our last priority should be to cycle New Yorkers through our broken criminal justice system, separated from their families, communities, and quality services.” More:
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Good luck NYPD!
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You’ve never seen my culture. We have cheese and grandmas that feed you and moms that will discipline you and don’t get me started on how unique our walking is, we actually put one foot in front of the other to do it. Bet you never seen that before
Americans think the most popular and widespread sold cheese in the world is 'prison food' because it didn't come in a single slice plastic packet and wobble about.
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Meme magic is real
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If Mexicans keep rum running at this rate they’ll eventually invent a car that makes it easier. Always nice to see your little cousin copy the cool things you’re doing

ALT dale earnhardt win GIF by Richard Childress Racing

Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a cell phone
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Black trash calls himself the Father of Battle Rap and comes out with this weak af bit. I’m beginning to suspect these people lie about things??
White trash as fuck These people are so fucking embarrassing
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Who up pondering they woody
Behold my orb on a stick
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I hate 1%ers
Over 20,000 people were gathered at Belfast City Hall for the rally against racism today. That’s over 1% of the entire population of NI. I was one of them.
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He’s gonna stumble across Amos Moses isn’t he?
Currently looking for alligators in the swamps of Louisiana
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Jon Favreau refused to open his wallet and provide what USAID once did and because of that children have died. @jonfavs is a murderer
Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.
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The UK is so bad their standup comedy shows are just Africans talking about how they grew up robbing little old ladies. And the crowd laughs
Those gang inductions were the worst 😭🤣
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Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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Only organized violence. Might want to write that on the back of your hand so you don’t forget
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I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
JUST IN: Trump reveals the U.S. has secretly been taking out “millions of barrels” of oil from Iran every night.
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Fingers crossed the Roman blood gets hot like the days of yore
A Scandicci, FI una donna tedesca di 44 anni è stata trovata decapitata. E' stato fermato un immigrato senza fissa dimora di origine nordafricana, con precedenti. Gli inquirenti hanno sequestrato un machete, e un coltello. Colpa degli Italiani che non sono inclusivi.
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The European has comprehended
I’m in a place right now that’s so beautiful I’m probably about to make 50 posts about it.
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Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Someone on instagram commented: “Chicago water style: wet the whole block” I haven’t stopped chuckling
Gunjutsu : 10000 angry hornets.
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You telling me Knickers have always behaved like this?
The instant karma for the New York Knicks after what happened to the Pacers fan in the Tyrese Haliburton jersey has been real
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