Anons in 2009: Michelle Obama has a penis!
Everyone else: You should be ashamed of yourself! You disgusting person!
UFC Fighter in 2026: Michelle Obama is a man!
Everyone else: LFG!!!
@HillaryClinton
Ma’am, as the Air Force officer who carried the nuclear football for your husband in the White House, I spent two years inside that “people’s house” with you. Remember me? I remember you.
You lecture us daily about ‘respecting the institution’ while the man I protected (your husband) LOST the nuclear codes, treated the military like an afterthought, and had sex in the Oval Office. BJs in the Oval…classy.
Of all the human beings on the face of the planet (and we’re giving you the benefit of the doubt), you are the LEAST qualified to comment about anything, much less decorum.
The White House belongs to the people, yes — which is why they elected a fighter, not another polished grifter who’d rather rip off poor kids in Haiti than actually lead.
Keep clutching your Chardonnay bottles, bitch. America’s moving on.
Remember, during today's literal cage match on the White House grounds:
No matter what, it's not his house. It's our house.
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✅ SUN IN GEMINI
✅ UFC FREEDOM 250
✅ MASON OWL GRID
🥊 BLOOD OFFERING RITUAL?
90° - 66.6 = 23.4
Sun sitting at 23.4° declination RIGHT NOW—the earth’s exact (alleged) axial tilt—while the Gemini Twins step into the octagon.
Red corner: Beast number shadow governs the civic planner’s office.
Blue corner: Mathemagical geometry tracing fallen fever dreams.
Tonight? Giant star-covered stage. UFC Freedom 250. Dead center on the White House South Lawn… smack where the apex of the pentagram points. 👀😅
Super New Moon Solstice loading = ritual window wide open.
Are you under the bleachers… or ringside for the chaos?
Joshua James King ( a Black man) brutally assaulted Andrea Puerta ( a white woman )who was riding Miami Public Transportation. Surveillance cameras captured the attack..
She suffered multiple injuries and was hospitalized.
King was released on $1,500 bond...
The conspiracy theorists were right
A new FDA data mining report shows they knew the Covid vaccine had 25 major side effects and they all conspired to hide it from the public
Senator Ron Johnson’s Senate PSI Majority Staff Interim Report has been released on FDA data mining and the March 2021 analysis by Dr. Ana Szarfman
There was a “masking” in the standard FDA system, where signals from Pfizer and Moderna reportedly cancelled each other out
Meaning they lied and hid the side effects from the public and told you it was 100% safe and effective
I have compared the whole list for you:
Neurological & Dysautonomia
• Bell’s palsy (Suppressed Signal)
• Paraesthesia ear (Suppressed Signal)
• Bradykinesia (Suppressed Signal)
• Basal ganglia stroke (Suppressed Signal)
• Cerebral artery occlusion (Suppressed Signal)
• Thalamic infarction
• Sinus rhythm abnormality
• Agonal rhythm
• Diaphragmatic spasm
• Dementia (Pfizer)
Cardiac
• Sudden cardiac death (Suppressed Signal)
• Acute left ventricular failure (Suppressed Signal)
• Diastolic dysfunction (Suppressed Signal)
• Ejection fraction abnormal (Suppressed Signal)
• Hypertensive emergency (Suppressed Signal)
• Blood pressure systolic changes (Suppressed Signal)
• Aortic stenosis (Suppressed Signal)
• Cardiac failure chronic
• Acute myocardial infarction (Pfizer, Moderna)
• Cardiac telemetry abnormal (Pfizer) (Suppressed Signal)
Vascular & Pulmonary
• Pulmonary infarction (Suppressed Signal)
• Embolic stroke
• Ischaemic stroke
• Aortic aneurysm rupture
• May-Thurner syndrome
• Hypomagnesaemia (Suppressed Signal)
Other
• Cholecystitis acute (Suppressed Signal)
• AST/ALT ratio abnormal
• Mastoid disorder
• Cardiac assistance device user
• Brain natriuretic peptide increased
• Asymptomatic COVID-19 (Pfizer) (Suppressed Signal)
The FDA’s standard analytical method allegedly masked “obscured” statistical safety signals in the data
Aka they lied