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3 Jul 2024
Anybody know where to watch classic Daily Show episodes? I was in the middle of 2002 and they’ve taken it all off the Comedy Central site, and Paramount only has the most recent seasons. This is important to me.
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literally the one thing the establishment truly fears
When music brings people together… One lone piper from Scotland and Boston’s finest bucket-drum maestro somehow created the collaboration nobody knew they needed 🥹
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When recording the part where the Dutchman eats them (from an alternate ending) the cast is told by Stephen Hillenburg to make the walla "lighter" and less like the characters are upset.
The voice actors then start riffing as if they were being brutally digested.
Fun Fact: Did you know that Bill Fagerbakke improved "leedle leedle lee" during the recording session of Shanghaied? The script called for a long scream.
Here is an excerpt of the session, the session in whole is available on YouTube!
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Done.
Someone draw this with grandpa gohan and goku im a fucking genius pls
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Not feeling great today just gonna set a monster on the timeline and pass
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Nearly doubled his wealth in a couple years. Once he began influencing elections he was capable of pillaging the US and now the world
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If I had a God, he probably wouldn’t let you into Heaven. So it’s probably better for you that I don’t.
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Maybe not the way you do it 😉
How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique
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18 years ago today, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack premiered on #CartoonNetwork
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It’s not a pokemon typing system nigga just have sex
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“Do Your Own Research/Not My Job to Educate You”
Now we have measles again and the guy with a a literal brain worm controls the US health system.
May 30
For those of us (nearly everyone) who recognize Woke 1.0 as a failure, what’s something specific you’re willing to say it got wrong? Here’s mine: the practice of describing policies that were, like, Kerner Commission recommendations as “prison abolition” to get attention was dumb
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ASMR || You’re a Spanish Sailor Dying of Malaria in Northern Hispaniola in 1494
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A porn game should not take two hands to beat. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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May 22
If you can't meaningfully consent to a surgical operation like top surgery at age 30 you should probably be in a guardianship, genuinely.
May 21
Detransitioner wins settlement after lawsuit against therapists following double mastectomy: report trib.al/ACnnkKe
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Hitler, Mussolini, and Saddam weren’t strong men. If they were, they would never have felt the need to be authoritarian.
Authoritarianism is a thing that weak men feel the need to do in order to ‘even’ the playing field.
May 21
The Nazis at Nürnberg didn’t beg for mercy before they were executed. Neither did Mussolini or Saddam. This is just a pathetic and impotent power fantasy, strong men face death with defiance and bravery
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Rose from the grave and decided to put out a video today. Might put out another one in a couple weeks, we’ll see; youtu.be/Ha-Pa8tYRCM?si=4v39…
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The Lord of the Rings is too transparently in favor of monarchy and nobility. The return of the rightful king of the bloodline is seen as this great important thing that will raise the land out of misery, and most of the story’s heroes are nobles of their respective cultures.
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specifically yaoi is an abbreviation of yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi - no climax, no punchline, no meaning
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Please stop trying to murder the president
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