My @ocado delivery has been delivered to an office building down the road from me. The bags are currently sitting outside for the foxes and rats to enjoy. I am being told they do not have a driver to collect it. Nor a driver available to re-deliver my order until Thursday.

Britain has the dirtiest rivers and beaches in Europe, the most expensive energy and train fares in Europe, the most overcrowded prisons in Europe and the widest gap between rich and poor in Europe. Starting to wonder if these things are related.

OMG. What measured, eviscerating honesty. Every Party needs such an internal critical conscience. Labour might begin by re-admitting Jeremy Corbyn.

It is with the greatest of sadness that we have to tell you that the mainstay of a vast number of Kubrick's films, Leon Vitali, passed away peacefully last night. Our thoughts are with his family and all that new and loved him. 26 July 1948 - 20 August 2022

Saddened to hear the passing away of #IrfanKhan. Condolences to the entire family. An actor of great caliber! You will be cherished by us until eternity. RIP.

R.I.P. to the most versatile actor of Bollywood. Irfan Khan #IrrfanKhan

#BritishAirways well, that was amazingly easy. Used 0800 4080009 opt 3,4. Spoke to Kish who was very helpful and rebooked. Have to cut my holiday short by a day, but I get home.

#BritishAirways Does anyone know how long we have to change a cancelled flight? Truly can't be arsed spending my Bank Holiday on the phone if I have time. Return flight cancelled for 10th.

Here’s Paul Machliss & Jon Amos’ full speech on winning the BAFTA for Best Editing for ‘Baby Driver’. (NB: Paul calls our post production supervisor Miranda Jones, Miranda Richardson. But in her own way she is our Queenie, so that’s okay.) youtube.com/watch?v=ekpyN7Zh…