I’ve had sex before. BIG TIME.

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lol it was Steve Jobs: "future cities would be designed around the device"
When the Segway was about to come out and all the dot com tech nerds were pumping it....I can't remember who, but someone famous was quoted as saying it would fundamentally change the design of cities going forward. Futuretech nerd boys of 25 years ago, and genius tech investors honestly thought it would like replace cars and every human on earth would use it as their main mode of transit. Something to chew on as you earnestly hypebeast trillions of dollars of data centers in space, that are DEFINITELY COMING ANY SECOND NOW.
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When the Segway was about to come out and all the dot com tech nerds were pumping it....I can't remember who, but someone famous was quoted as saying it would fundamentally change the design of cities going forward. Futuretech nerd boys of 25 years ago, and genius tech investors honestly thought it would like replace cars and every human on earth would use it as their main mode of transit. Something to chew on as you earnestly hypebeast trillions of dollars of data centers in space, that are DEFINITELY COMING ANY SECOND NOW.
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I can trade $buttplug coin on robinhood but if you want a statement from them you have to click a button and then wait 30 minutes. Fucks going on here @vladtenev ? Is this 1998
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Everyone wants to talk about SpaceX No one wants to talk about Space Sex
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I once saved my company at least $20m a year on a recurring basis by optimizing their shipping practices. Wasn't asked to do it. Just was curious why we were spending so much on shipping and then fixed it. Got laid off like a month later. No one even said thanks.
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True story, I was nominated for employee of the quarter for saving our company millions of dollars a month for rearchitecting a complicated legacy app But they gave the award to a girl in HR because “she shows up every day with a smile on her face”
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Being long or short SPCX is retarded. No one is making you do either.
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You're just cancelling out SOX. Real solution here is to force private companies to IPO at X Billion (I'd argue for $10B). You can't raise another dime from private investors that would value the company above that. Probably makes you a lot more disciplined earlier, and results in better outcomes for everyone.
I think it’s time to revisit the accredited investor laws in the US. Companies are staying private longer, where only accredited investors (aka rich people!) can invest. Retail investors can only come in after IPO, when much of the upside has already been captured. These rules were created with the best of intentions, to protect regular people from scams - a noble idea. Unfortunately, in practice they've often made it illegal to get richer, unless you're already rich. A regressive tax! We have to judge policies based on their outcomes, not on their intentions. These are two possible routes I see: 1) Replace the rule with something merit-based, like a financial literacy test. Pass it and you're accredited. Having a qualification based on competency rather than your bank balance or income seems far more fair. 2) Remove the rule entirely. Let consenting adults assess their own risk. Disclosure requirements stay and fraud enforcement stays to punish bad actors.
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they should invent a poop that doesn’t rip yuor ass hole apart
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This guy is a legend at tops and bottoms. Not sure this is the signal you think it is $ADBE He missed a 10x run in AMAT by moving to ADBE at the bottom of AMAT. Joines ADBE at the top and it's been down 70% since. Thoughts and Prayers.
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Can confirm.
Retiring at a young age sounds great in theory until you realize all your friends still have jobs and you’re forced to spend your weekdays hanging out with boomers.
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Ideally you're not going to want to retire until about at least 2040:
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We should literally let as many Japanese people into America as want to come. Zero Visa, nothing. Teach our retarded citizens some decency.
Japanese fans brought their own trash bags and stayed behind after the World Cup match to help clean up the stadium.
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what if we put the 2 guys from tbpn, or whatever it's called, into a cauldron and boiled them
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A "knickerbocker" is primarily a term for loose-fitting, baggy trousers gathered just below the knee lol wait, so you're telling me the winners of the hoop and ball game you cannot be serious
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flea market find of the day (century?)
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do you think muslim immigrants wake up thinking “i’m gonna stаb a chick in the neck today” or is it more of a random whim of theirs, like passing by an ice cream truck “sure why not”
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This inspired me to fill my claude with news and market index % changes live (not showing because market is closed but typically shows 20 different indexes (whatever global index is open at the moment) News changes every 10 seconds from breaking twitter accounts
Get paid to wait The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth. So I turned it into an ad marketplace. Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money. Install the extension → get cash from ads. Introducing Kickbacks
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THE US GOVERNMENT IS BENDING ME OVER AND PUMMELING MY CHEEKS
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NEW: Anthropic claims the capability cited by the U.S. in restricting Fable 5 is already widely available from other models, including OpenAI’s GPT-5.5.
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