Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Puns
Joined February 2014
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20 Jul 2024
Not to feed the fire (I will feed the fire), but what @larianstudios said does not preclude all sorts of filthy and interesting alternatives. Including this.
17 Jul 2024
I will make a thousand well-thought lore threads, but one day the post Larian Studios finds from me will be the one time I post something like “Durge and Gortash did it on the desk”.
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27 Jun 2023
I thought this was Berserk for a second.
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22 Jun 2023
I hope they got to see it, that’s all. It’s probably incredible.
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14 Jun 2023
Well now I just want to know if my state has DMs…
Please stop dming the government at 1am.
ALT A screenshot of a dm we received a WHOLE NOTIFICATION OF WITH THE DING AND EVERYTHING says “Do you ever think about how deep the ocean is and get worried that there are like, continent size whales down there? Or does being landlocked kind of absolve that fear?”
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26 May 2023
For freedom and for a better future for all who believes in freedom. This is what Ukranian soldiers fighting for. Keep believing.❤️
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19 May 2023
They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma because he knows I’m a lil baby.
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3 May 2023
Overheard at my local used bookshop: ‘The idea of the universe is - don’t do it. It’s too expensive. Zero out of ten stars.’
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28 Apr 2023
NUMBER 1 IN THE RUBY LEAGUE. SUCK IT, RANDOM INTERNET BRIAN.
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15 Apr 2023
This lady is at Wal Mart to prove how the government is secretly injecting the vaccine into meat. I’m convinced.
Community note
The magnet is sticking to the wet outer surface of the packaging, not the meat.
The claim that meat is magnetic because it’s been injected with the COVID vaccine or nano particles has been fact checked and found to be false.
factcheck.afp.com/misleading-cla…
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17 Mar 2023
Third. The first best thing was yours.
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12 Mar 2023
Fun fact, this particular ship had several modifications made to it recently so it could accommodate the sheer size, heft and density of this mans balls.
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8 Mar 2023
Super moody Full Worm Moon Raising above the Space Needle tonight! 🌝
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2 Mar 2023
That sentiment should be on my family crest
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13 Feb 2023
Important Thought Experiment
You’re in an arena with:
- 50 hawks
- 10 crocodiles
- 3 brown bears
- 15 wolves
- 1 hunter w/ rifle
- 7 buffalo
- 10,000 rats
- 5 gorillas
- 4 lions
Pick 2 to defend you. The others attack you. Goal is to survive 1 hour.
What do you pick and why?
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